Death Spiral Forecast

Nobel Laureate Al Gore forecast an ice-free Arctic in 2014. Using equally sophisticated modeling techniques, I have reproduced his forecast below.

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21 Responses to Death Spiral Forecast

  1. Dave N says:

    Looks suspiciously similar to PIOMAS

  2. Jason Calley says:

    The most frightening phase will be in October when Arctic Ice area actually goes negative. The negative value means that ice cubes, Slurpees and margaritas around the world will suddenly go missing! In the end, they will all just vanish, suddenly!

    • Anthony S says:

      Negative ice is just the opposite of normal ice. It’s jet black, and it sinks instead of floating, so it hides next to the missing heat in the depths of the ocean. Indeed, there’s already so much negative ice that you can’t see, that the actual ice total is already close to zero.

      (Need I say [sarc]?)

  3. David says:

    Texas A&M just named Barrack Obama the 5th best President in history.
    Reagan and Lincoln tied for 1st.
    17 Presidents tied for second.
    21 Presidents tied for 3rd.
    The 2 Bush’s and Carter came in 4th and Obama came in 5th.

  4. Jeffk says:

    That spiral resembles Al’s cellulite rolls. Ewwwew!

  5. omanuel says:

    Your sense of humor helped skeptics win the AGW debate, Steven, but now seething anger for government deception threatens to erupt:

    http://theinternetpost.net/2014/05/26/sade-why-cant-we-live-together/

    http://theinternetpost.net/2014/05/26/did-virtually-every-american-who-died-in-a-war-die-for-a-lie/

    For that reason I urge you and other skeptics to tell the public that world leaders had valid reason to fear worldwide nuclear annihilation in 1945 when they secretly agreed to hide the source of energy in cores of heavy atoms, some planets, ordinary stars, galaxies and the universe:

    https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/10640850/CHAOS_and_FEAR_August_1945.pdf

    • Colorado Wellington says:

      You tell ’em this time, Oliver. I done told ’em last week.

    • Gail Combs says:

      Oliver,

      We have been letting these Pschopaths get away with killing people and raping our economics for over a hundred years. Why should we give them another free pass?

      The ONLY thing a bully understands is someone who will stand up to them and yell ENOUGH! And take them to the floor. That is a hard lesson I learned from living with a bully as a youngster. (And yes I did finally put all six foot six of the S.O.B. on the floor screaming for Mom to end my torment.)

      Pacifism only works on the civilized. With predators and bullies it gets you slavery or killed.

  6. Andy Oz says:

    Alarmist Spiral Stairway to Heaven.

  7. Windsong says:

    Maybe Al was referring to Lake Superior. It should be totally ice free this year by Independence Day.

  8. Truthseeker says:

    Those loops are clearly rifts in the space-time continuum …

    It’s worse than we thought!

  9. Sundance says:

    Fat Albert was paid more than $100,000/speech by crazed climate hypochondriacs to spew zombie science fear and got a Nobel to boot. This is the guy that sold US technology to China and took Arab oil money while trying to destroy the USA’s chance at gas/oil independence. His support of agrifuels has helped starve more humans in poor nations than any other political policy and in comparison, fat Albert makes Bernie Madoff look like a nice guy because at least Madoff only fleeced the rich.

  10. stpaulchuck says:

    LOL
    thanks for the chuckle. Amidst the raging flood of insanity that was nice break.

  11. MrX says:

    The flat part at 8 million sq km isn’t very realistic. It does set up for a nice tumble though. LOL

  12. Smokey says:

    Algore is desperately hoping for global warming.

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