Hansen : I thought we really had them with that hot summer in 1988
Trenberth : The El Nino in 1998 sure looked like it was CO2, didn’t it?
Serreze : The 2012 Arctic minimum looked like a death spiral to me
Emanuel : Wilma was the icing on the cake. Then what happened????
Mann : Those deniers are still out to get me
Gleick : Nobody can prove that I forged that letter
Briffa : Where did you put my trees, Mike?
Jones : What day does the trash go out? I found some more original temperature records.
Hayhoe : The lack of warming and climate change is a test of my faith. The less evidence there is, the stronger my faith becomes.
Good one, You missed;
BHO; Boy, it sure looked like the oceans would stop rising and the planet would began to “heal”, only needed a treaty or two and the odd tax increase,,,,,
Hubris much, Mr. Prezident ?????
Gore: I am ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur and I still stand by all my misstatements”
Gore was often heard mumbling, “Everything that ought to be down is up; everything that should be up is down“. His hands had long-since been lashed to the handle of his wheelchair, due to his penchant for overturning his chair with the thrashing arm movements that accompanied his mumbling.
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Gore: “I have no regrets, man. For a while I was bigger than Bush!”
Pachauri: “Don’t sell us short, kid. We were bigger than Madoff!”
http://s1039.photobucket.com/user/kulaki/media/Cartoons/GorePachauriTheGigIsUp.jpg.html
Alley: I meant cooling. Did I say warming? Slip of the tongue, I meant cooling.
Lewandowsky: It’s deeeeeeaaaaar loooooh-gic, Watson, doubt itself be becoming of alarm, deniers bedamnednificklefied. Hear ye I proooooved it, so have another photocopy: “Scientists unmask the climate uncertainty monster”: http://www.news.uwa.edu.au/201404046573/international/scientists-nmask-climate-uncertainty-monster
Nik that is an amazing fuster cluck of a paper … the worse the science the more certain is the necessity of acting on it … WTF 😉
Bafflegab as J. Scott Armstrong said.
Full Paper:
http://qbox.wharton.upenn.edu/documents/mktg/research/Bafflegab%20Pays.pdf
“They were actually deceptive. If they had not been so obscure and so confusing, this kind of philosophy would not have held its own very long. But most men revere words that they can not understand and consider a writer whom they can understand to be superficial. That is a touching sign of modesty.” – Albert Einstein on the works of Aristotle (In Letters to Solovine)
Schneider, “Come join me down here boys, it’s nice and warm.”
Great. All of them. And from Suzuki… “Give up Skeptics. You are completely surrounded”
The nurse to Suzuki,
“Yes sir and isn’t it wonderful! We’re surrounded, I’ve never seen so much snow”
Slingo – “When I said dry and cold, I really meant wet and warm, except I probably meant wet and cold, or even dry and warm – anyway, where’s my bonus?”
“Excuse me nurse, could you get me my sweater?”
“…and my pants?”
McKibben: Squirrel!
Ah, yes nurse it’s Tuesday. Drought-day!
Ross Gelbspan: “Are they serving the Pullet Surprise for dinner tonight?”
I thought that MS Hayhoe would gradually go back to becoming an objective scientist.
But perhaps she is too far gone.
The implication is Dr Heywhore could once be classified as one?
There’s no need for objective scientists in a polysci department.
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This made me laugh. Please add more, either here or at RealScience.
Cook: “We would have got 100% consensus if Suzuki could count properly. 97% looks like we made it up!!”
Tim Flannery – “100 degrees F on Christmas Day proves Global Warming has gone exponential!!!”
Obama: ” Are you Kenyan too??”
Julia Gillard: “Oh Bambam, you’re so HOT!”
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All: “And we would have gotten away with it, if it weren’t for those meddling deniers.”