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I had to jump in on that Steve on Twitter. These folks are nuttier than a fruitcake.
Progressive algebra…. is that like Lumberjack brain surgery?
http://www.commonsenseevaluation.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Whats-Math.jpg
No offense intended to the fine lumberjacks of the world….
Using progressive algebra, I can have three wives and two mistresses and still be monogamous. I could even “dress up like a girlie, just like my dear mama”….. but then I’d be a lumberjack, not a progressive algebrist.
This one’s pretty good too…
http://reformaliberal.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/stay-thirsty.jpg?w=336&h=426
Speaking of lumberjacks, here’s the lumberjack song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZa26_esLBE
Here’s the one I recall – love the way he makes the ‘saw’ talk:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmfhkKAfxmk
Global sea ice is the same as it was in 1979:
http://nsidc.org/data/seaice_index/images/daily_images/S_stddev_timeseries.png
I mean http://www.hyzercreek.com/global_ice.png
sorry…
Did you also notice something interesting about global sea ice in 1979? … Pay attention to the difference between northern and southern hemisphere ice. It oscillates between north having more, and south having more. It fluctuates back and forth. You certainly don’t hear much about that anywhere. It’s CYCLICAL!
Squid, didn’t you hear the news from the climate experts? At the north pole, cold causes water to freeze. At the south pole, warming causes water to freeze. I guess when water molecules are upside down they do everything backwards.
Morgan,
It is because they are spinning anti-clockwise. You can see that when you drain the water from the bath tub …
Infographic about New Math:
http://images.metmuseum.org/CRDImages/dp/original/DP818264.jpg
Tom Lehrer “The New Math”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIKGV2cTgqA
The other person seems confused, if you are being kind, wrong if you are being accurate.
Probably best to look at anomalies rather than area though IMO
Andy
Actually you are better off looking at the actual effect of the sea ice of the Antarctic vs the sea ice of the Arctic. Using anomalies is just playing into the hands of the Climastrologist who want to downplay the effects of Antarctic sea ice.
Looking at the equinoxes “….to reflect equal energy into space, the “gain” of even 1.0 Mkm^2 of southern sea ice extents [in the Antarctic] needs to be balanced by a loss 2 to 5 LARGER in the Arctic… On top of that LOSS of sea Ice in the Arctic increases the amount of energy leaving the earth while gains in sea ice in the Antarctic reflects incoming sunlight by increasing the albedo. Or to put it more percisely.
LOSS of Arctic sea Ice = loss of energy via increased heat losses from open ocean in the Arctic during the fall (August till it ices over)
GAIN of Antarctic sea Ice = loss of energy via the change in albedo because it is much much closer to the equator and is exposed to 2 to 5 times the radiation that Arctic sea ice is.
Therefore:
LOSS of Arctic sea Ice + GAIN of Antarctic sea Ice = major loss of net energy.
So the effects are NOT the same and the Climastrologists darn well know it which is why ….crickets…. “OH look a SQUIRREL!”
RACookPE1978 @ WUWT has several good comments on Arctic vs Antarctic sea ice.
In this comment he was kind enough to “… duplicate below a “spreadsheet copy” of a spreadsheet I have for all latitudes for the actual radiation on to a horizontal surface at 12:00 on that “average” 342 watts/meter^2 day….
What you want to look at is the column below called “Direct Radiation Horizontal Surface”. Those are radiation received on the equinox for solar radiation at each latitude at noon. “
A couple of his comment that explain more fully what I was trying to say above.
In another comment he goes on to say:
Paul Vaughan, at Tallbloke’s linked to engineer Alan Cheetham’s website which shows the bipolar seesaw began starting ~1997/98, around the same time as the Super El Nino.
Take a look at the third figure.
This is also when the Earthshine Project graph shows an inflection point and the start of the increase in albedo.
Some how I just can not see the earth ‘warming’ after 1997/98.
“The Antarctic sea ice is INCREASING at all times of the year.”
I don’t think the evidence backs up that claim to be honest. Looking at this the mimima seem to be roughly the same with small variations. No trend
http://arctic.atmos.uiuc.edu/cryosphere/IMAGES/seaice.area.antarctic.png
The maxima seems to have an increasing trend and definitely there is a trend during the freeze season of more ice. But the melt season seems to be the same each year, unfortunately the below only shows two years
http://arctic.atmos.uiuc.edu/cryosphere/IMAGES/seaice.recent.antarctic.png
But it has been the same for the last 8 or 9 as far as I recall.
Andy
Thanks for finding and posting that Gail. I knew I had read it at WUWT but I didn’t know how to find it. Mind you, you have got the most exhaustive collection of interesting and useful stuff I have ever seen.
Steve
Tough guys professional cyclists.
http://abcnews.go.com/Sports/mist-snow-add-epic-day-giro-ditalia-cycling/story?id=23885550
Twitter should be known as “Air Your Prejudices”. Actually, twitter is a good name for what goes on there.
Historically accurate.
Maybe LK doesn’t know what the word “Global” means.
Common Core strikes again; the innumerate are among us …
Arctic sea ice has doubled since 2007 so what the hell is LK the buffoon talking about ?
Liberal math. They are not smart enough for Algebra yet.
The high school kids now a days can not even multiply 7 X 9 in their heads correctly. Heck my neighbors kids can not add or subtract single digits correctly!!!
(As I said we do children’s entertainment and also try to stuff a bit of knowledge into their skulls while we are at it.)
I am old and gray, but I still do square roots in my head. But my kids? Lost without a calculator! (and their kids do it on their phones).
I do not want anyone who can not do simple arithmetic dosing my animals (or me) or building bridges I drive over. You need to be able to do a quick and dirty is the number “reasonable” in your head and you can’t do that on a calculator.
Art Robinson had a humorous article in Access to Energy</b. about an engineer he had to hire (per EPA) to put a simple bridge over a small stream. The guy messed up the math so badly you could have used the bridge he designed for traffic across the Mississippi!
The message that mankind has long forgotten.
http://youtu.be/LSKzpOj-VVU
Today
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6VhiXaJa0Q
Had this thought. Skeptics should stop trying to appease the warmist deceivers by saying “we don’t disagree with the warmists that the globe is warming and that humans and CO2 plays a role; the disagreement is on the extent…” But the evidence doesn’t support CO2 or man’s role in it. Period. End of story it should be.
And trying to appease the warmists is like Chamberlain trying to appease Hitler, it’s not going to do any good. The key fact is that there is ZERO evidence that CO2 causes climate warming. The only thing the warmists have is a debatable theoretical model to back their proposition. But the evidence falls way short, like with the ice core data going back hundreds of thousands of years, and like with recent times where CO2 has been rising steadily while temperatures have flatlined. The blatant failing of their models pretty much falsifies their whole theory. Even if you feel the warmists could be largely correct, realize that that’s not what the evidence is, so go ahead and say that that’s not what the evidence supports. Say it: “perhaps what they say is true, BUT THAT’S NOT WHAT THE EVIDENCE SUGGESTS.”
Why do we kowtow to the warmists by saying that we don’t disagree with the basics of their theory? It would be like a Republican saying to a Democrat: “we don’t disagree with the Dems that the government should to some degree take over medical care, it’s just a disagreement on the extent of the takeover.”
Not only should we throw out the theory, we need to ridicule the idiots who stuck with it all this time. They need to be humiliated to the point they become the world’s laughing stock, because that’s what they deserve.
What theory? CAGW is a failed hypothesis.
Two recent peer-reviewed papers (with a H/T to Nik in NYC and Gallopingcamel) give the death blows to CAGW.
Robinson and Catling model closely matches data for Titan’s atmosphere
Long story short. CO2 radiates in the stratosphere and not the troposphere.
Gallopingcamel says he will be talking to Dr. Robinson shortly, after the school year ends, to get a better understanding of the physics involved so stay tuned.
………………
From Nik:
Tiny warming of residual anthropogenic CO2
Those two papers ARE validated by real life experimental data and between them kill CAGW dead. Add the fact the IPCC models are NOT validated by the last 17+years of temperate data and CAGW should be buried deep deep with abject apologies from Mann, Hansen, Jones and the rest.
re: Gail Combs May 30, 2014 at 2:55 am
… Long story short. CO2 radiates in the stratosphere and not the troposphere.
Does WV (water vapor, you know, H2O molecules) radiate in the troposphere?
If not, can you explain how WV satellite imagery works? Can you further explain how a wiggling CO2 does _not_ radiate in the troposphere BUT a wiggling H2O molecule does?
VW sat imagery example:
1) SIte: http://weather.rap.ucar.edu/satellite/
2) select “Water Vapor”
3) click on map.
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Reminds me of the old algebra joke, 2=1.
Assume……………. a =b
Multiply both sides by a….. a^2 = ab
Subtract “b squared from both sides….. a^2-b^2 = ab -b^2
Factoring…………………..(a+b)(a-b) = b(a-b)
Divide both sides by (a-b)……… a+b = b
But, a =b, so…………….2=1
The climate “scientists” will not catch the mathematical flaw.
(So, what’s new?)
Assume……………. an orange= an apple
u just flunked 9th grade algebra
a-b=0
bingo, you cannot divide by zero.
Stark will never make it as a “climate scientist”.
Well, it’s actually earlier than that: “a^2-b^2 = ab -b^2” is saying that 0=0, which is a tautology. & “(a+b)(a-b) = b(a-b)” is saying that (a+b)*0=b*0, which is another tautology of an even worse sort. I mean, it’s perfectly true that 50*0=1*0, but the statement is a property of zero, & most certainly doesn’t imply that 50=1.
It is claimed that galaxies harbor a super-massive black hole at their centers, along with other black holes dispersed throughout them. All these black holes exist in an alleged expanding big bang universe. However, black hole universes are inconsistent with big bang universes.
http://youtu.be/nXF098w48fo
My Algebra II teachers showed us that trick. I was very amused by it and still am. But you are correct. Alarmists will never see the trick.
Thanks for the reminder!