The world’s top scientists say that global warming will cause moles to tip Stonehenge over.
Stonehenge under threat from moles | IOL
We used to have “Month Python’s Flying Circus” – but since its demise it has been replaced by “Science”
The world’s top scientists say that global warming will cause moles to tip Stonehenge over.
Stonehenge under threat from moles | IOL
We used to have “Month Python’s Flying Circus” – but since its demise it has been replaced by “Science”
Moles are going to tip over Easter Island and the Statue of Liberty as well?
But only if it is 2 degrees warmer in the Arctic?
Krikey!
They really should talk to an archaeologist before making up fabricated lies like this.
There is so much wrong with the story.
There is a simple solution. Break out the cyanide gas pellets. End of moles.
Yeah, put it in some avocados.
Not that simple
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fePU5CIHpas
Oh, if there is some damage on the stones, they will just repair them again, as they already did :
https://www.indymedia.org.uk/en/2005/12/330623.html?c=on
Yup, they have been straightened and set in concrete in the first half of the 20th century.
They are not an untouched 4000 year old pristine relic, that garbage is for the tourists
It’s a rip off £19 for what is just a photo ops you have to stay on the pavement and can’t get closer than 20 yards from them. But you can get a nice photo if you isolate yourself from the massive crowds
What a joke! Don’t these people know how warm it was in the Middle Ages in Europe? Oh, wait, they want MONEY from the government, right?
um Tony… you do know that the top picture is NOT a mole… right ;-) :-)
Tasmanian climate scientist….
I think its supposed to represent the reader – us. B/c coming here we must be crazy except for that UN report about the moles.
This is both unprecedented and worse than we thought!!
Mankind is truly doomed.
OT enjoy this read :-)
https://stopthesethings.com/2016/05/30/panic-erupts-infigen-set-to-offload-worn-out-australian-wind-farms-to-even-greater-fools/comment-page-1/#comment-428483
I think I smell the sweet smell of desperation.
Could be…If….Are likely…They could…
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Maybe/maybe not…Maybe/maybe not…Maybe/maybe not…Maybe/maybe not…
Ah, the smell of settled science; not unlike the smell of fresh manure in the bright sunlight.
Oh no!!!!
What bad news to wake up to. Health & Safety should immediately blow up Stonehenge for public safety.
Moles are migrating to Europe in their millions, if we vote to leave the EU the sky will fall in.
Surely the UN can solve the problem by instigating world government without delay.
Only central planning can defeat the moles. Thank the fairies for settled science.
The gov is too busy there terrifying everyone with fabricated numbers to get people so scared they vote to stay in the entirely undemocratic EU, otherwise they’d sort those moles.
The moles can only be defeated by experienced masters. The UNESCO World Heritage authority should hire the winner and runner-up of the Whack-A-Mole World Cup and send them to Stonehenge.
Hah! Good one CW
Australia also had UNESCO scrub them from the report for the sake of tourism.
Yep, no politics at play at the UN, I swear!
:D
Environmental Kook Alert!!
OH NOS! Invasion of the monster moles!! Wait I thought global warming was supposed to shrink animals.
It’s when the badgers put on their beach gear and get out their buckets and spades you really need to worry.
Dec 2016 was the warmest Central England Temperature(CET) since 1659, but then Dec 2010 was the second coldest by a mere 0.1C, and one of only 7 ever with a negative CET. The record shows that such large flips with a year/few years are common.
You can plot the England winter temps since 1910 here.
http://www.metoffice.gov.uk/climate/uk/summaries/actualmonthly
They are currently a few tenths C warmer on average than 1910 and not showing any strong upwards trend.
I’m doing my bit with my neighbour. We have killed about 18 moles this years. Dang lawnmowers keep getting busted by their hills.
Climate change has been going on for eons and will continue whether Mankind is here or not. The climate change we are experiencing today is caused by the sun and the oceans and Man does not have the power to change it. I am sure that there are better ways of controlling mole population then by means of Mankind deliberately changing the climate. Moles survived the last ice age and I am sure that they will survive the next one.
The only question in my mind is: which will tip over first. Guam or Stonehenge?
+1
According to wikipedia Stonehenge was built in three stages, between 3100 and 2300 Before Christ. Now it appears there is a real science, called paleoclimatology. The UN doesn’t like what that science says, so they choose to ignore it. Paleoclimatology says there was a Medieval Warm Period, in which Greenland was really green. And that before that there was a Roman Warm Period. Jesus Christ lived in that period. Nowadays in the winter it snows in places like Bethlehem and Jerusalem. But the Bible nowhere mentions Jesus walking through the snow. And before the days of Christ there were other warm periodes. What I mean is this, since Stonehenge was built, there have been several periods that lasted ages in which temperatures were a lot warmer than nowadays. And moles and badgers existed in those days, too. They never threatened Stonehenge then, so why would they threaten Stonehenge now?
Could it have anything to do with government funding of anything that supports the global warming aka climate change bullshit?
I, for one, rejoice in the fact that the CAGW cult members have at last produced some climate-fear-porn which does not involve polar bears!
I suppose if these are IS moles, there might be something to the idea that they were trying to destroy Stonehenge. (At least this sounds more reasonable than connecting anything they do to AGW.)
You have been reading Mikey “no change Rivero” again? He is just pulling your leg, I would not take him too seriously.
Thawing Permafrost: The Speed Of Coastal Erosion In Eastern Siberia Has Nearly Doubled, Arctic Methane Released At Blinding Speed, Climate Change, Core Of Earth Heats Up
https://dublinsmickdotcom.wordpress.com/2013/11/03/thawing-permafrost-the-speed-of-coastal-erosion-in-eastern-siberia-has-nearly-doubled-arctic-methane-released-at-blinding-speed-climate-change-core-of-earth-heats-up/
https://dublinsmickdotcom.wordpress.com/2016/03/31/stay-tuned-for-saturday-night-live-brought-to-you-by-stephen-london-is-innocent-lendman-and-mike-no-change-rivero/
A modern Monty Python may have these moles altered by sponge genes, and as they made for the sea in droves, handlers could herd these critters and guide them to areas of the world suffering from ‘sea-level rises.’ Win-win.