Experts : Maldives To Drown in 12 Months

Our top experts say the Maldives islands will all drown by next year. Zero islands down, 1196 to go.

26 Sep 1988 – Threat to islands 

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8 Responses to Experts : Maldives To Drown in 12 Months

  1. GW Smith says:

    Gee, they might be… wrong!

    But, they’re our “experts”!

  2. Shooter says:

    Not to worry! Peter Hadfield will save the day!

  3. CheshireRed says:

    They’ve gone from facing ‘The Gravest Threat To Humanity, Evah’! to chasing greenbacks. So where does this leave the ‘threat’ from ‘climate change’….?

    Tuesday 6 October 2009 – ‘The president of the Maldives is desperate for the world to know how seriously his government takes the threat of climate change and rising sea levels to the survival of his country. He wants his ministers to know as well.’

    Friday 3 March 2017 – ‘We need development’: Maldives switches focus from climate threat to mass tourism.

  4. Robertv says:

    Due to the subsequent risks posed by rising sea-levels, the government has pledged to make the Maldives a carbon-neutral country by 2019.[16]

    298 square kilometres (115 sq mi), a little over 393,500 inhabitants.

  5. RAH says:

    Is it evil of me to have become so jaundiced by this crap and seeing butt heads in scuba gear pretending to be holding a council that I almost wish it would actually happen now and so fast there would be no “climate refugees”?

    • Gail Combs says:

      I am long passed having any compassion for jerks who want me and future generations to have lives that are NASTY BRUTAL AND SHORT while they jet around for dinners of fillet mignon, lobster tail and caviar.

      Those are their actual plans for us link

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