Paper Straws Suck

Actually, the problem with paper straws is that they don’t suck

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10 Responses to Paper Straws Suck

  1. Jeff Jones says:

    Speaking of horse racing, look up Secretariat’s Belmont Stakes Triple Crown race on YouTube. Absolutely unbelievable.

  2. gofer says:

    The NRDC IS coming after toilet paper…

    Kimberley Strassel

    And now they are coming for your toilet paper….. To be clear, folks, there is NOTHING the left would not seek to control in people’s daily lives under the guise of fixing “climate change.” They will even tell you with what to wipe.

    Replying to @NRDC
    America’s heavy use of toilet paper – particularly the pillowy soft kind (@Charmin) – is worsening climate change and taking a dramatic and irreversible toll on forests, especially the Canadian boreal forest, acc. to a report by @NRDC and @standearth. …

    • Colorado Wellington says:

      We don’t have to enact a ban or do anything else about the looming planetary catastrophe caused by toilet paper. Herb Stein’s Law applies to the environmental carnage caused by the soft tissues.

      If something can’t go on forever, it won’t.

      Our innate toilet paper guilt will make us woke. The following inevitable rise of Communism will give us the progressive economy platform to deal with all consumerist excesses of unbridled capitalism. Central planners will provide for just the right production and distribution quotas for toilet paper in their Five-Year Plans.

      The planet will heal and everything will be fine again.

  3. rah says:

    Push back against the propaganda by youth in Germany.
    We also need young informed and effective skeptic voices.

  4. Gator says:

    I heard someone say that a paper straw is like Communism. It sounds like a great idea until you try it, and it quickly collapses.

  5. Eternaloptimist says:

    Fifteen bucks for ten straws…whoah.

    I’ll pass on that. I’m a gonna wait till that blowtorch guy comes by with his strawman arguments and I’ll grab me a few while hes not looking

  6. Mark Luhman says:

    YEP! Can’t have plastic straws paper don’t work so some idiot tried a stainless steel one and ended impaling herself, which ended up a fatal injury. To the as stainless steel straw killing people is a feature not a problem.

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