The weather was perfect for the Chelsea/Spurs match. Global warming is unequivocal, so we can thank CO2 for the lovely weather and the outcome of the match. CO2 made Gomes drop the ball, and made Ancelloti smile. It also made the linesman favor the home side.
Whatever happens in the future, we can blame it on CO2. How about the CO2 insanity defense?
You know, with all this fine weather I almost wish CO2 was the cause of global warming. Then the sane ones among us could pump the stuff into the atmosphere as fast as we could make it, keeping the planet agreeably warm for future generations.