At first glance it appears that temperatures stopped rising after the first time Monica Lewinsky did not have sex with Bill Clinton. However, our top rated scientists have determined that this is due to a number of factors, which I explain in detail below.
- You aren’t qualified to read the graph
- The heat is hiding in poor countries where they don’t have thermometers
- The latent heat of massive volumes of ice melting in Greenland has cooled the planet
- Something to do with air pollution
- 2010 was the hottest year ever
- You forgot to make up data in the Arctic
- All of the hot water sank to the bottom of the ocean
- Global warming is unequivocal
- You get money from the tobacco industry
- Republicans want the planet to die. Stop pretending otherwise.
Latest: global warming hits the Mediterranean tuna industry!
or maybe not…
Everyone knows they’re wasting their time fishing. Tuna comes in cans!
Italy
“Tirreno too cold, no tuna and empty nets”
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I like it.
Yes, but when we get out of the solar min, the warming will be superexponential if not superduperexponential.
With the multiple tipping points, the warming should even exceed superduperexponential by a magnitude and easily reach supercalifragilisticexponentialalidociousness. The climate of Venus will be balmy by comparison.