Think Progress : If You Put Holes In The Earth, It Bleeds

8 Responses to Think Progress : If You Put Holes In The Earth, It Bleeds

1. Anything is possible says:

   June 25, 2011 at 7:54 pm

   Yup. It bleeds oil.

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2. Scott says:

   June 25, 2011 at 8:07 pm

   I wonder what that girl’s carbon footprint is. Hairspray, makeup, plastic surgery, etc all add up. Wait, to be fair, I have no proof that she uses any of those, LOL.

   -Scott

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   • Amino Acids in Meteorites says:

     June 25, 2011 at 10:07 pm

     Don’t forget about the cel phone Scott. I’m bettin’ shes got one of them climate changin devices!

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3. Stark Dickflüssig says:

   June 25, 2011 at 8:34 pm

   Dang! I never thought about all those vital nutrients being circulated inside the Earth, keeping “her” alive. Maybe magma is the cerebrospinal fluid of the Earth and high-quality Jimmy Dean’s sausages are the coliform bacteria of the Earth.

   Just one more hit off this bong shaped like former representative Weiner and it’ll all fall into place.

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4. nigelf says:

   June 25, 2011 at 9:21 pm

   If she feels that strongly then her only course of action is to use none of the products from mining or drilling. Hell, if she has a well no water either.
   Sucks to be her…

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5. Amino Acids in Meteorites says:

   June 25, 2011 at 10:06 pm

   Industrialized climate change?

   Grow up little girl!

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6. Blair Ivey says:

   June 25, 2011 at 10:41 pm

   Last time I checked, we had one medium-sized, middle-aged star, seven other planets, scores of moons, and millions of chunks of rock and ice to work with. We lack neither energy nor raw materials.

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7. DEEBEE says:

   June 26, 2011 at 1:11 pm

   First thought — she is rehearsing for Miss USA contest
   Second thought — IPCC is Industrialized Putative Climate Change
   Third thought — W T F (and that’s not Wed, Thurs, Fri)

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