Polar Bear Drowning Season Kicks Off

Barrow made it above freezing yesterday for the first time in seven months. This marks the official beginning of the Polar Bear drowning season.

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5 Responses to Polar Bear Drowning Season Kicks Off

  1. Andy DC says:

    The horrible death rays from the sun are going to melt all the ice!

  2. Al’s Super Hurricane will be sucking them up and spewing them all over Rick Perry’s state. It’s gonna rain Poley Bears in Texas!

  3. TinyCO2 says:

    A few minutes later the floating bear pops back up and says ‘I keep telling you to play dead when you hear a plane fly over. I just love the way it messes with the stats.’ The second bear sighs ‘If you’d stayed down there much longer I’d have bitten you on the butt and I could have featured in a new study about global warming leading to canibalism.’

  4. tckev says:

    By studying polar bears scientifically we can learn a lot about them and ourselves.
    For educational purposes only –

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjyPCm-XGSE

  5. Michael says:

    Churchill Manitoba may make it by Monday next.

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