It has long been known that the climate responds favorably to human sacrifice.
We may have our differences, but we can all agree that restoring the climate of the 1930s is a worthy goal. Let’s make the sacrifices which the experts demand.
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The Canberra Times 20 January 1931
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12 Apr 1935 – DUST BLAST AGAIN SWEEPS MID-WEST U.S.A. Last Hop…
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Don’t forget the epic US floods in 1936 and 1937, or two tornadoes a day apart that killed close to 450 during 1936. Or the all-time worst hurricane (Florida Keys) in 1935. Or all time cold for Boston and NYC in 1934. Or the record cold winter of 1936. Or the 1938 New England Hurricane that killed 700. Or major hurricanes hitting Florida and Texas at the same time during 1933. Or multiple hurricane disasters in the Caribbean that killed thousands.
Just a few weather events from the wonderful pre-350 ppm decade of the 1930’s.
It’s time we figured out how to make oil and coal edible. Feed the world!
I’m willing to sacrifice Hansen and Gore to the Climate Gods.
Now replace the articles’ dates above from 2000 to 2012 and what would we hear today?
Let’s start with the most convinced, as we should get no argument from them. And then we will simply take weekly votes as to wether or not to proceed, until the population is satisfied disaster has been averted.
And of course we should entomb them so that none of the evil carbon escapes. Man is the definition of evil, all else has been blessed by Gaia.