San Jose Mercury News (CA) – June 30, 1989
GRIM FORECAST A senior environmental official at the United Nations, Noel Brown, says entire nations could be wiped off the face of the earth by rising sea levels if global warming is not reversed by the year 2000. Coastal flooding and crop failures would create an exodus of “eco-refugees,” threatening political chaos, said Brown, director of the New York office of the U.N. Environment Program. He said governments have a 10-year window of opportunity to solve the greenhouse effect…
Earth ran out of time 14 years ago, and we all fled and then died horrible global warming deaths.
I died from global warming, but I got better…..
“…solve the greenhouse effect…”
WTF?
We broke the roof of the greenhouse.
I wonder what Brown says now. In theory, he should be saying: “we missed our chance 14 years ago”. Hahahahaha.. I crack me up.
I was feeling a bit unwell with all this heat, but now I know that I’ve died and gone to Global Warming heaven. No worries!
Australian Police have said over 80% of the bushfires in Australia this summer were deliberately lit. A previously unstudied side effect of excess CO2 is that it forces imbeciles to light matches and start fires in summer.
Rumors of our recent inundation have been greatly exaggerated…
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