Children are several thousand times more likely to be injured by a toy, than by a rifle. We must confiscate all toys from children, as they are clearly an unacceptable safety hazard.
In 2011, there were an estimated 262,300 toy-related injuries treated in U.S. hospital emergency departments.
www.cpsc.gov/PageFiles/133613/toymemo11.pdf
If we can ‘save even one child’ we should
– President Obama
Do it for the children.
h/t to slimething
“If we can ‘save even one child’ we should”
– President Obama
Really? This from the man (and I use that term loosely) endorsed by Planned Parenthood? And from the late term abortion fanatic?
Herr Burgermeister Meisterburger. From Santa Claus is Coming to Town.
“No more Toymakers to the King”
It’s a difficult responsibility
That you accept from the Number 1 lawmaker, me
Have it known throughout the land from sea to sea
There’ll be no more toy makers to the King!
All the tin soldiers — melt them down
Wash the face of every clown
Each bouncing ball — deflate it
No, I don’t want to debate it!
The ballerinas who pirouette
Arrest their musical toes
Outlaw the dolls and sink the boats
They bring me only woes!
It’s a difficult responsibility
That you accept from the Number 1 lawmaker, me
Have it known throughout the land from sea to sea
There’ll be no more toy makers to the King!
Every jack-in-the-box be sealed
Till my wounded pride be healed
Stuffed animals — unstuff them!
When a child objects — rebuff ’em!
No more drummers who rat-a-tat-tat
No buglers who root-a-toot-toot
Don’t let me see another toy
Or you will feel my boot!
It’s a difficult responsibility
That he extract from the Number 1 law keeper, me
Be it known throughout the land from sea to sea
Toys are hereby declared Illegal, immoral, unlawful
AND
Anyone found with a toy in his possession
Will be placed under arrest and thrown in the dungeon!
There’ll be no more toy makers to the King!
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How many people are injured each year by sex toys? Should those come with a warning label?
I think you’re onto something here. Ban Gerbils! And arrest Richard Gere for Concealed Carry! 🙂