Ban Toys

Children are several thousand times more likely to be injured by a toy, than by a rifle. We must confiscate all toys from children, as they are clearly an unacceptable safety hazard.

In 2011, there were an estimated 262,300 toy-related injuries treated in U.S. hospital emergency  departments.

www.cpsc.gov/PageFiles/133613/toymemo11.pdf

If we can ‘save even one child’ we should

– President Obama

Do it for the children.

h/t to slimething

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5 Responses to Ban Toys

  1. gator69 says:

    “If we can ‘save even one child’ we should”

    – President Obama

    Really? This from the man (and I use that term loosely) endorsed by Planned Parenthood? And from the late term abortion fanatic?

  2. Myron Mesecke says:

    Herr Burgermeister Meisterburger. From Santa Claus is Coming to Town.

    “No more Toymakers to the King”

    It’s a difficult responsibility
    That you accept from the Number 1 lawmaker, me
    Have it known throughout the land from sea to sea
    There’ll be no more toy makers to the King!

    All the tin soldiers — melt them down
    Wash the face of every clown
    Each bouncing ball — deflate it
    No, I don’t want to debate it!
    The ballerinas who pirouette
    Arrest their musical toes
    Outlaw the dolls and sink the boats
    They bring me only woes!

    It’s a difficult responsibility
    That you accept from the Number 1 lawmaker, me
    Have it known throughout the land from sea to sea
    There’ll be no more toy makers to the King!

    Every jack-in-the-box be sealed
    Till my wounded pride be healed
    Stuffed animals — unstuff them!
    When a child objects — rebuff ’em!
    No more drummers who rat-a-tat-tat
    No buglers who root-a-toot-toot
    Don’t let me see another toy
    Or you will feel my boot!

    It’s a difficult responsibility
    That he extract from the Number 1 law keeper, me
    Be it known throughout the land from sea to sea
    Toys are hereby declared Illegal, immoral, unlawful
    AND
    Anyone found with a toy in his possession
    Will be placed under arrest and thrown in the dungeon!
    There’ll be no more toy makers to the King!

  3. Andy DC says:

    How many people are injured each year by sex toys? Should those come with a warning label?

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