MIT Determines That Global Warming Will Make Colorado The Largest State

Global warming refuges in the 50 states

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Global warming refuges in the 50 states – Brainiac

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15 Responses to MIT Determines That Global Warming Will Make Colorado The Largest State

  1. Andy DC says:

    At least a lot of blue states will lose electoral votes, so it isn’t all bad!

  2. John B., M.D. says:

    While the land volume calculation is fascinating, the link to rising sea levels is moronic. The states in the center of the continent (e.g. my state IL) will not shrink due to rising sea levels. The Chicago area is about 600 feet above sea level.

    • miked1947 says:

      Chicago is going to be part of the Gulf of Mexico! Any day now, Just you wait and see. Anything less that 1000 feet will be under water! Big Al told me so! 😉 😉

      • John B., M.D. says:

        Does that mean I will be at risk for getting hit with hurricanes?

        • miked1947 says:

          One is coming your way tomorrow! 😉

        • John B., M.D. says:

          Tornadoes are the only natural weather disaster that can hit me, and I have no basement.
          Interestingly, we did have record rainfall for a 24 hr period (approx. 9 inches) due to the remnants of Hurricane Ike in 2008.

        • miked1947 says:

          According to NOAA’s “NEW” and “Improved” desigations the cloud moving your way is now a Hurricane! Tornadoes are the old designation and any wind over 20MPH is a cat 5 hurricane, any where! Big Al and his buddy Jim told me so! They would not lie, would they?

        • John B., M.D. says:

          So, are they now naming T-storms?

        • miked1947 says:

          No more thunder storms. Those were before CAGW changed the climate. Lightening is a sure sign that you have been hit by a Hurricane. Any and all weather events, besides a sunny day, is called a Hurricane. A sunny day is called a drought. It is due to “Weather Weidering”. Ask Katherine!

  3. papiertigre says:

    There’s that “going to” phrase again.
    Someday…. Maybe.

    You know what else is possibly ‘going to’ happen?
    Monkeys flying straight out my ass.

    While we wait, I’ll be covering all bets on when someday is going to happen.

  4. papiertigre says:

    I’ll cover all bets on the monkeys too.

    • There Is No Substitute for Victory says:

      I want to fade any part of those anus dwelling monkeys you can’t cover. Now come on Big Al and roll those bones. Poppa needs a new jet plane. :<)

  5. Eric Simpson says:

    Flat out bullshit.
    To think that in the 40 or so years that the fear mongering Chicken Littles been crowing about rising sea levels, and despite supposed massive polar and glacial ice melt, we’ve seen NO sea level rise. NONE. Not 100 inches, but none. Now there saying in the next 40 years or whatever where going to see such massive rise that Colorado is the only remaining state above water. Right, in 40 years that sea is going to be exactly where it is now, and the $20 million Malibu mansions are going to be sitting pretty just where they are now, just exactly like they were 40 years ago.

  6. Billy Liar says:

    That guy at MIT is wasting his life on nonsense.

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