Obama Announces That Carbon Is Toxic – Like Mercury And Arsenic

Cut Carbon Pollution in America:

 the Obama Administration is putting in place tough new rules to cut carbon pollution – just like we have for other toxins like mercury and arsenic

Perhaps Michelle can develop a carbon free diet, to eliminate all toxic carbon from our bodies. She could work with Captain Kirk, who first discovered silicon based life several decades ago.

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This woman is another possible source of help, as she has already converted large parts of her body to silicone.

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4 Responses to Obama Announces That Carbon Is Toxic – Like Mercury And Arsenic

  1. Bob says:

    Carbon is probably more toxic than mercury or arsenic. It’s present in every disease and the acute and chornic death rates from exposure are very close to 100% eventually. It’s so toxic our bodies work hard to expell it. Did our dear leader also mention DHMO?

  2. RickD says:

    Reblogged this on Reality Check and commented:
    Terrible for Carbon Based Life Forms like us…..

  3. gator69 says:

    And CO2 causes asthma cases to increase.

    We must put together a bloated taxpayer funded program to engineer new lungs for everyone. These new lungs will of course need to meet new EPA guidelines, and emit zero carbon dioxide.

  4. Curt says:

    If we reduced the levels of this toxin in the atmosphere by a factor of 4, 99% of the human population would be dead within a year.

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