Author Archives: Tony Heller

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Melbourne Asphalt Was The Hottest Ever

Temperatures at the Melbourne Regional Office were hottest ever this past year, with their thermometer located five feet away from the asphalt of Victoria street

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Today’s Biggest Lie From The New York Times

Droughts appear to be intensifying over much of the West and Southwest as a result of global warming. Over the past decade, droughts in some regions have rivaled the epic dry spells of the 1930s and 1950s. About 33 percent … Continue reading

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100 Years Ago, The Father Of Global Warming Said Antarctica Would Have Millions Of People

The Pueblo Leader – Google News Archive Search

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Hanging By A Thread

Our society is never more than one minor event away from mass chaos. Last night it took 2-1/2 hours to get home from work. A bus caught on fire on the highway, and all lanes shut down. I was near … Continue reading

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Collapse Of Global Warming Theory

Temperatures are running below Hansen’s zero emissions Scenario C, so the best propaganda the scamsters can come with is : Temperatures have been above average for the past (insert number) years The heat is hiding at the bottom of the … Continue reading

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Hiding The Decline In Australia

Climate experts now pretend that the Australian temperature record began in 1910. They do this to hide all of the record hot years before 1910. Station list below

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A Beached Climate Scam

The big scam yesterday is claiming that Walruses are enjoying the beach in Alaska due to a lack of sea ice, but as always this is complete bullshit. There normally isn’t any sea ice within 100 miles of Alaska this … Continue reading

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The 97% Consensus Of Schoolchildren

Statistics show that 97% of schoolchildren have seen Al Gore’s sci-fi flick – but none of them have actually experienced any warming. Happy Anniversary: 1 October Marks 18 Years Without Global Warming Trend

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My Growth Pause

Due to global warming, I have been above my average height for 540 consecutive months. While I am not currently growing, I am 97% certain that the missing growth will return at the end of my growth heightatus. h/t to Allan … Continue reading

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CO2 Drives NCDC Data Tampering

I wish I could say the data below is a joke, but it isn’t.  USHCN temperature adjustments correlate almost perfectly with atmospheric CO2 US temperatures have not warmed over the past century (blue line below) – but NCDC alters the data … Continue reading

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