Author Archives: Tony Heller

I have been taller than my average height for the last four decades, with the past decade tied for my tallest decade ever. The odds of me being taller than my average height for 15,000 days in a row are … Continue reading →

The team probably needs a huddle. Some days they say that atmospheric CO2 is soaring out of control, and other days the ocean is sucking CO2 up much faster than expected. As recent research has shown, the Pacific is soaking … Continue reading →

 “I think Barack knew that he had God-given talents that were extraordinary. He knows exactly how smart he is. . . . He knows how perceptive he is. He knows what a good reader of people he is. And he … Continue reading →

This year had the fewest tornadoes on record in the US, and the second fewest number of severe tornadoes, with seventeen. Only 1987 had fewer severe tornadoes, with fifteen. tornadotrend.jpg (872×528) Tornadoes of 2013 – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Storm … Continue reading →

Affordable health care – very expensive health care Immigration reform – collapse of the immigration system Bi-partisanship – anyone who disagrees with me is a terrorist Balance the budget – quadruple the deficit Keep your guns – take your guns … Continue reading →

Government steals the majority of people’s earnings, then frets that people aren’t saving money for retirement.

I can reveal for the first time that all of the hockey team members have accepted corrupting money from Big Government – the same people who brought you Benghazi, Vietnam, Iraq, Afghanistan, Al Qaeda, NSA spying, $17 trillion in debt, … Continue reading →

Web Cam – Wolf Creek Ski Area

A sinking tide lowers all boats, and keeps me in power for the next forty years – like my buddy Fidel.

Colleen Ritzer was killed this week with a box cutter held by someone who could easily pass for Obama’s son. Brain damaged progressives have predictably started arguing this as a case for gun control, when in fact a gun is … Continue reading →