Author Archives: Tony Heller

Forget al-Qaida. According to the Senate’s only openly socialist member, the country’s main national security threat is global warming. In fact, Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders told Playboy magazine that climate change is a bigger threat to the U.S. than al-Qaida. Sanders is … Continue reading →

Washington DC’s last minute heroics just put every American another $1,000 in debt U.S. debt jumped a record $328 billion on Thursday, the first day the federal government was able to borrow money under the deal President Obama and Congress sealed this … Continue reading →

Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man George Bernard Shaw

NSA is offering a new service for Christmas shoppers. For the low price of $49.95, you can log in and find out what your spouse and children have been telling their friends they really want for Christmas. NSA says the … Continue reading →

All those cows who froze to death in South Dakota had it coming. Their farts trapped huge amounts of heat in the lower atmsophere, which caused temperatures to plummet. The only solution moving forwards is to divest colleges from oil … Continue reading →

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There has been no atmospheric warming for 17 years, because 2.4 billion nuclear bombs worth of heat is hiding in the bottom of the ocean. This heat at the bottom of the ocean is affecting atmospheric physics through a mysterious … Continue reading →

We keep hearing stories about people’s insurance costs doubling and their benefits being cut, yet Democrats have been saying that prices are much lower than they expected. So were they expecting their Affordable Healthcare Act to triple or quadruple costs?

Obama Compares Obamacare Rollout To iOS7 Launch Rumor is that Apple has hired 16,000 new armed agents who will throw you in jail if you don’t purchase an iPhone.

Water Supply Cut Off After Man Urinates In Reservoir A Portland, Oregon man urinated in a Mt. Tabor reservoir Wednesday causing the city to take it’s critical water supply off line and dump millions in gallons of water. Water Supply … Continue reading →