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The Promised Land

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrKh1zxv_rQ] There’s a dark cloud rising from the desert floor I packed my bags and I’m heading straight into the storm Gonna be a twister to blow everything down That ain’t got the faith to stand it’s ground Blow away … Continue reading →

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Gore Takes $500 Million From Oil Billionaires, Then Calls For Everyone Else To Give Up Their Big Oil Money

Gore also expressed support for the divestment movement that has been growing in popularity on college campuses in the U.S., referring to investment in fossil fuels as a “carbon bubble.” The movement contends that investing in fossil fuels is a … Continue reading →

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Gore : Not Having Faith In Useless Climate Models Means You Are A Racist

Gore also compared climate change denial to other positions that once seemed entrenched and insurmountable, like the opposition to civil rights in the 1950s and ’60s Al Gore Draws Parallels Between Budget Crisis And Climate Change Denial

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What If Climate Scientists Were Petroleum Geologists?

We are 95% certain that you will strike a vast oil reservoir 1,500 ft. below this location. Our increased certainty is based on our last 15 consecutive failures.

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Snowiest January-October On Record In Fort Collins

Prior to today, Fort Collins, CO had received 169 cm of snow this year, one cm shy of the 1997 record. We now have a cm of new snow, and it is snowing very heavily – making this the snowiest … Continue reading →

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Private McConnell Arrives On The Beach At Normandy

We shouldn’t be here. This was a mistake. We can’t win. We never should have come here. After I get done sniping at our troops from behind, I’m going to negotiate our surrender with that guy with the little mustache … Continue reading →

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Obama Tells Republicans To “Go Win An Election”

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Obama Calls His Political Opponents Terrorists, Arsonists, Traitors and Extortionists – Then Calls For A New Spirit Of Cooperation

Obama Calls for New Spirit of Cooperation in Washington – NYTimes.com

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Al Gore Tells 100,000 Frozen Cows In South Dakota That Winters Are Getting Shorter

Twitter / algore: #Climate change is causing … Here in Colorado, winters are getting much longer.

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Yale Shock News : Tea Party Members Have Above Average Science Comprehension

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6_1Pw1xm9U] Some data on education, religiosity, ideology, and science comprehension identifying with the Tea Party correlates positively(r = 0.05, p = 0.05) with scores on the science comprehension measure: I’ve got to confess, though, I found this result surprising. As I pushed the button … Continue reading →

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