Author Archives: Tony Heller

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Ban Water!

This New Jersey explosion was caused by a common ingredient found in water. Public access to water must be banned, and the chemistry of water must not be revealed! [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F54rqDh2mWA]

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Fox News Introduces The “Long Assault Rifle”

On Tuesday, guards stood watch with long assault rifles outside the courthouse. Fort Hood trial turns bizarre as shooter grills witnesses | Fox News Next week they will introduce the “short sniper rifle.”

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NSIDC Using That New Boulder Measurement System

NSIDC shows Arctic sea ice about 10% higher this year than last year, and dropping fast. Satellite imagery shows that there is 50% more ice than last year (green area.) DMI has this right. They show almost 50% more ice … Continue reading →

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Ban All Activities!

Nothing is safe. Even walking on the boardwalk. The government needs to immediately ban all activities – to keep us safe from terrorism, accidents and disease.

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MSM To Save The Planet – Right After They Figure Out Where Their Dicks Are Located

ABC News editor Don Ennis strolled into the newsroom in May wearing a little black dress and an auburn wig and announced he was transgender and splitting from his wife. He wanted to be called Dawn. But now he says … Continue reading →

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Obama Bans Northern Colorado’s Favorite Recreational Activity

An order issued Monday by the agency bans the targets in forests and grasslands in Colorado, Wyoming, Kansas, Nebraska and South Dakota. Violators could face a fine of up to $5,000 and be sent prison for up to six months. … Continue reading →

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Three Years After Deepwater

A blowout at a BP oil well in 2010 caused the usual crowd of morons to declare that the ecosystem would never recover. In this case, never was about three months.

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Eight Foot Wall Of Permanent Drought Closed Bandelier National Monument On July 27

Bandelier is located just outside Los Alamos Bandelier’s Frijoles Canyon to reopen after flash flooding Flash flooding late Thursday night closed the Frijoles Canyon at Bandelier National Monument, but law enforcement rangers plan to reopen the canyon Saturday, July 27, … Continue reading →

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What Santa Fe People Do When They Aren’t Protesting The Weather

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How To Keep The Funding Alive

Here are some of your options, officially sanctioned by Barack Obama : Lie about temperature Lie about sea ice Lie about ice sheets Lie about sea level Lie about methane Lie about hurricanes Lie about tornadoes Lie about floods Lie … Continue reading →

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