Author Archives: Tony Heller

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Mary Wolf Raises An Important Question

Can residents of Texas improve the on-time delivery of books to Santa Fe bookstores, by believing in the global warming faith and purchasing a Prius? If you have been ingesting large quantities of hallucinogenic substances over the last few decades, … Continue reading →

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The Devil’s Triangle

Boulder Colorado, Santa Fe  New Mexico and Sedona  Arizona (home of John McCain) form the new age Devil’s Triangle. I was working as a computer repairman in Sedona, while attending Northern Arizona University for a year in the mid 1980s, … Continue reading →

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Latest Terror Intelligence

It can now be revealed for the first time that Bambi actually started the fire. Fortunately, crack law enforcement teams have neutralized the threat.

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Latest From Obama’s Black Forest Permanent Drought

Obama blamed the Black Forest Fire on your SUV.  This is what is happening there right now.

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Latest From Mary’s Santa Fe Permanent Drought

New Mexico Weather Alerts | KOB.com

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Rower Theme Song

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Santa Fe Does This To People

Makes them a little bit crazy. Reader View: Climate change — the affects are real and local By Mary Wolf Forest fires, persistent drought and record temperatures are now more of a threat to my business than Amazon.com or e-readers. … Continue reading →

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Cyclists Get A Lucky Break

I remembered that I am in the frozen wasteland to the north on the 23rd, and won’t arrive back in Fort Collins until 3am on the 24th. So I may be off the mark when the cyclists come through that … Continue reading →

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There Is Only One Reason To Buy A Car

Military grade cars kill and maim millions of people a year. The only reason to purchase one of these weapons of mass destruction is to kill lots of people. Civilians should only be allowed single stroke engines, with a top … Continue reading →

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PIOMAS Shows 19% Gain In Arctic Ice Volume Since July 31, 2012

PIOMAS shows July 31 Arctic sea ice volume at 7,104 km³, up from 5.965 km³ last year. That thin rotten decayed ice is growing in the record heat, almost as fast as the Islamic population of Europe.

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