Author Archives: Tony Heller

Hansen’s incessant fear mongering has paid off in tangible results. Families are killing their children to save them from Hansen’s fake future storms. Baby girl survives after being shot in the chest in parents’ global warming suicide pact | Mail … Continue reading →

Twitter / climatebrad: Ah, crap. Russia abandons North …

My advisers told me that I needed to hold a press conference during which no one would bug me about all the scandals, and one of them suggested that I hold one where I say some gibberish about not using … Continue reading →

The Cache La Poudre River is the major drainage of the northern Colorado Front Range. It has flooded two out of the last three years, and will almost certainly flood this year with 127% of normal snow pack being reported … Continue reading →

The actual ending : Psycho breaks into the school. Principal calls for people with guns to come save them from the psycho. While waiting for the people with guns to arrive twenty minutes later, principal and 28 other people get … Continue reading →

American Agitprop Playing Cards: Updated and Improved

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Suggested new rules of terrorist engagement Learn to tell the difference between a terrorist and a returning veteran Learn to tell the difference between a terrorist and a Ron Paul supporter Learn to tell the difference between a terrorist and … Continue reading →

Question : Why don’t terrorist attacks occur in gun shops? Because everyone is armed and the terrorist would be dead in about two seconds Because guns are evil Because people who patronize gun shops are not as smart as Diane Feinstein Because of bitter … Continue reading →

Crack UK police snipers hiding behind a van to protect themselves from a dangerous Belgian Blue cow, missed on their first shot as they fired rifle bullets across a primary school playground. Police marksman shoots escaped cow in school grounds … Continue reading →