Author Archives: Tony Heller

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Ban Assault Yogurt

Yogurt capacity needs to be limited to no more than seven ounces, and all yogurt purchasers need to get background checks. BBC News – Chinese girls poisoned by yogurt ‘over school rivalry’ Al Gore says that China is a role … Continue reading →

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Always Remember To Clean Up After Your Pet

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May Is Cherry Picking Season In California

McKitten finds a warm spot! Twitter / billmckibben: Temperatures setting new records … YearTDeptUS.png (688×531)

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Hey Ho, Hey Ho, It’s Off To Freeze We Go

Historic Snowstorm Hits Plains to Upper Midwest

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Coldest May Temperature Ever Recorded In Trenberth’s Neighborhood

Kevin Trenberth says that the missing heat travesty has been resolved by sneaky heat diving to the bottom of the sea. Gaia apparently is not amused by Trenberth’s bullshit, and has sent all-time May record cold to his house. After … Continue reading →

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Julienne’s Response

Steve, well first off you have to define what is meant by ice-free. We often refer to ice-free as less than 1 million sq-km since even with most of the Arctic Ocean ice-free, it is likely that some ice will … Continue reading →

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Bad Golfing Day At The Greenland Country Club

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My E-Mail To Julienne Stroeve At NSIDC

Hi Julienne, NASA’s chief scientist is warning that the Arctic will be ice-free in the next couple of years, using Mark Serreze’s verbage. http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/earth-insight/2013/may/02/white-house-arctic-ice-death-spiral?fb=native&commentpage=1 I’m curious how you would respond to that?

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NASA Predicts An Ice Free Arctic Within Two Years

White House warned on imminent Arctic ice death spiral | Nafeez Ahmed | Environment | guardian.co.uk It won’t be long before the White House declares climate skeptics to be terrorists. This is what the actual Arctic looks like. Not the … Continue reading →

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Progress Over The Last Four Centuries

In the 17th century, the experts blamed bad weather on witches. In the 21st century, the experts blame bad weather on Republicans. If only Obama was allowed to pump trillions of dollars into green energy scams, then we would never … Continue reading →

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