Author Archives: Tony Heller

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Their Hopes And Dreams Shattered

The UK Met Office predicted that half of the years between 2011 and 2015 would be the hottest on record, but with El Nino collapsing – their divide an odd number by two error is pretty much doomed. sst_anom.gif (800×600)

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Will Al Gore’s Personal Carbon Footprint Push Earth Past The Tipping Point?

I am not certain that Al Gore alone can destroy the planet, but Al Gore + James Cameron certainly will.

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Shock News : European Cold Has Nothing To Do With Arctic Ice Extent

Our friends have been saying that late summer Arctic ice loss causes cold winters in Europe, but remarkably Europe sometimes has cold winters when late summer Arctic ice extent is high. The Sydney Morning Herald  I have no idea how anyone could be dumb enough to believe … Continue reading →

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The Five Stages Of Antarctic Grief

Pretend that you don’t notice the 30 year steady growth of Antarctic sea ice Pretend that you don’t remember that you predicted maximum sea ice loss in the southern hemisphere Highlight articles about Penguins being threatened by loss of Antarctic … Continue reading →

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Arctic Bets

I lost JAXA minimum bets with three people. Greg Locke, MFKBoulder and one other whom I don’t remember. If you are the third person, please leave a comment here reminding me. I will pay the bets this week when I … Continue reading →

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Visualizing The Arctic Death Spiral

www.ijis.iarc.uaf.edu/seaice/extent/plot.csv We have now passed the date of the first coming of the holy Arctic minimum (9/24/2007) and as everyone can plainly see, the Arctic is doomed. The August 2012 winter-like storm which broke up the ice and brought warm … Continue reading →

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Check Out This Spam

This is classic. Some clown strung together about a dozen straw man arguments rebutting a whole host of things I never said. The low Arctic ice minimum seems to have these people very excited, and thinking that any random idea which pops into … Continue reading →

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Origins Of The Vietnam War

Johnson started the Vietnam War over an incident which never occurred, managed to get 70,000 Americans killed – and then we left the place a complete mess with the Khmer Rouge in charge of much of the region. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HODxnUrFX6k]

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7,000 Photographs Of Vegetable Gardens On Mars

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. Mark Twain 23 Sep 1939 – VEGETABLE LIFE ON MARS?

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Antarctic Sea ice Continues Its Upward March In Record Territory

Antarctica has a lot more sea ice than has ever been measured by satellites in the Arctic. That is why alarmists have to close their eyes and pretend that they don’t see the southern hemisphere, and that their polar amplification theory is a joke. … Continue reading →

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