Author Archives: Tony Heller

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Global Warming Melting Switzerland Into An Unrecognizable Blob

Global warming is dissolving the Alpine glaciers so rapidly that Italy and Switzerland have decided they must re-draw their national borders to take account of the new realities. The border has been fixed since 1861, when Italy became a unified … Continue reading →

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Will TSA Choose Surgery Over Profiling?

  God forbid TSA should ever single out individuals who are actually a potential threat. Sticking their hands in children’s underwear is just too important for national security. http://www.guardian.co.uk/

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Thing Of The Past Floods The Great Plains

Record snowfall behind flooding on Plains K-State expert says more high water should be expected Summers on the Great Plains are usually characterized by a lack of water. But flooding in several states has reversed that trend — and it … Continue reading →

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Woe Unto Evil Ones Who Doubt The One True Faith

Can there be any doubt that the heretics of Christianity threatened the survival of Europe? Can there be any doubt that the Aztecs needed to make human sacrifices to keep the climate liveable? Can there be any doubt that Hawaiians … Continue reading →

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Odd Man Out

where the heck is global warming? …. The fact is that we can’t account for the lack of warming at the moment and it is a travesty that we can’t. – Trenberth 2002-2010 The trend is negative (-0.12C per decade), … Continue reading →

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Mindless Babbling Of A Lost Religion

Our theories and forecasts fell flat, so we will now attribute everything to CO2 – and contradict everything we said previously. Where extreme weather and climate change intersect Saturday, 2 July 2011 There are several inconvenient truths relating to the … Continue reading →

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NYT Admits That The Whole Story Boils Down To Computer Modelers

Climate modelers have demonstrated little skill at forecasting the climate, but they control the debate. Temperatures remain below scenario C, but the modelers are academics and as such are never expected to be correct. BOSTON — Richard Lindzen is 71. … Continue reading →

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The Ignorance Of Climate Scientists Is “Not Explained By Any Combination Of Natural Factors”

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Eco Whackos Propose Genocide To Save The Planet

THE world’s association of camel scientists has fought back angrily over Australian plans to kill wild dromedaries on the grounds that their flatulence adds to global warming. The idea is “false and stupid… a scientific aberration”, the International Society of … Continue reading →

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The Pendulum Swings Back

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