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A Special Thanks

I wanted to thank the spider which killed nearly a dozen flies in my apartment while I was away last week. It is difficult getting good help these days.

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The 97% Consensus Forgot To Show Up

Yesterday’s march of politicians, actors, communists, and other fellow travelers was conspicuously absent of the 97% consensus of imaginary scientists which form the basis of their folklore.

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Understanding The Missing Heat

A few years ago climate experts explained the discrepancy between theory and satellite temperatures as being due to missing heat at the bottom of the sea. Climate science has advanced since then, and now they say that the missing heat … Continue reading →

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Thermometer News!

NCDC tells us that improvements in temperature reading technology since 1998 require an additional 0.5F adjustments

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RFK Junior Wants To Punish Apostates To The Global Warming Religion

New York City – Environmental activist Robert F. Kennedy Jr. lamented that there were no current laws on the books to punish global warming skeptics. . “I wish there were a law you could punish them with. I don’t think … Continue reading →

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NCDC To Cross The Deadly Threshold Of Two Degrees Data Tampering By The Year 2035

In order to achieve the requirements of global warming theory, NCDC simply makes up fake data to make it appear that the US is warming.

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Leonardo DiCaprio Demands That You Stop Regular 12C Swings In Global Temperature

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Scientists Predict Nine Degrees Warming In The Next 24 Years

Ellensburg Daily Record – Dec 7, 1988 Ellensburg Daily Record – Google News Archive Search

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Inaction To Drown Green-Haired Artist Dudes In Brooklyn

“Inaction, dude,” said green-haired fine arts student Joe George, when I asked him what was the scariest part about global warming. “I keep imagining where I live in Brooklyn, just under water. It’s horrifying. You can’t stop the Atlantic Ocean.” … Continue reading →

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Men Are Planning To Destroy The Climate

For demonstrator Favianna Rodriguez, climate change is inextricable from social issues like feminism and immigration policy. To protest a “culture of hypersexuality,” she marched topless, with yellow butterfly stickers over each nipple. Rodriguez works with CultureStrike, an organization that supports … Continue reading →

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