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If you travel to either pole and freeze your nuts off, thou art required to report back to the congregation that you saw lots of ice melting – as the great prophets, Gore, Hansen  and Trenberth recently did. Your eyes were … Continue reading →

Arctic expert predicts final collapse of sea ice within four years | Environment | guardian.co.uk Antarctica currently has the most sea ice ever recorded for the date, which is 17,000 Manhattans larger than the greatest amount of sea ice ever recorded in … Continue reading →

Siemens Layoffs: Wind energy company to lay off 400 at Fort Madison, Iowa, wind turbine blade plant Siemens Layoffs: Energy company to lay off 400 at Fort Madison, Iowa, wind turbine blade plant | abc7chicago.com If not for Obama’s stimulus, unemployment would … Continue reading →

A new Manhattan of ice is forming in the Arctic every 43 seconds. This must be terribly confusing to the Polar Bears, which all died this summer due to ice-free conditions.

Our friends used to be obsessed with the record highs to record lows ratio, until it went south. The ratio of record lows to record highs is almost 4:1 over the last three days. HAMweather Climate Center – Record Events … Continue reading →

1886 was the most active hurricane season on record in the US, but the storms were across the pond too. Climate experts say that this sort of hurricane activity is impossible without human intervention, because they are complete morons. THE … Continue reading →

Three players stood out this week for their spectacularly poor Champions League play. Terry takes the #1 spot for running an offsides trap after the pass had already been received, and cost Chelsea the win. Kompany takes the #2 spot for ducking … Continue reading →

The great CO2 god has blessed us with a record Arctic minimum, but the Koch Brothers test our faith with a record Antarctic maximum. Do not be led into the temptation of using your own brain. Penn State University has your back … Continue reading →

In 1886, the US was hit by a record seven hurricanes, including two major hurricanes. Your family ate way too many beans that year, and caused the disaster. I consider them to be guilty of climate crimes. File:1886 Atlantic hurricane season map.png … Continue reading →

The doomed Arctic gained more than 2,000 Manhattans of ice today.