Real Climate Science

President Obama is trying to convince lawmakers in Washington DC that they are overheating, as they are living through the coldest start to a year on record.

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The average temperature anomaly (before government data tampering) is the coldest on record, at nearly six degrees below normal. There is no trend over the past century.

The percentage of nights below 0F (-18C) has obliterated the old record. There is no long term trend.

The ratio of record lows to record highs is the highest on record, with only 1940 coming close

The Union of Concerned Scientists says that winters are becoming warmer and less snowy, because they are incompetent political hacks.

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The president and press are working desperately to silence everyone who disputes their flagrant lies about the climate.

Seven years ago, I wrote this article in The Register

Arctic ice refuses to melt as ordered • The Register

Walt Meier and Mark Death Spiral Serreze got hysterical over this and started trashing “breathtakingly ignorant” me all over the Internet. I went back and forth with NSIDC people for years pointing out how ridiculous their forecasts and analysis is.

Seven years and tens of millions of dollars later, climate scientists finally begin to figure it out.

Research Highlight: Arctic Sea Ice Loss Likely To Be Reversible | Scripps Institution of Oceanography, UC San Diego

Mikey Mann says the Medieval Warm Period never existed, which would surprise the people who mined gold in the mountains of Germany at the time.

20 Oct 1939 – LOST MINES REVEALED. EFFECT OF GLACIERS’ RETREAT…

The decision has already been made in Washington to make 2015 the hottest year ever, so the impact of the volcano should be minimal.

There has been some confusion about the human component of sea level rise, so I thought I would clear that up once and for all.

NASA scientists have also learned that CO2 turned John Cleese into a newt.

The universe revolves around CO2, which is ultimately the cause of all phenomena, particularly bad events.

The Vatican finally takes a strong stance against those challenging CO2-centricism.

VATICAN CITY – Papal heavies shut down an awkward question at a Vatican press conference today when a journalist asked UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-Moon his views on climate sceptics.

Marc Morano, covering the Vatican climate conference for Climate Depot, asked Ban Ki-Moon whether he had a message for the Heartland Institute delegation of scientists who have flown to Rome to urge the Pope to reconsider his ill-advised position climate change.

But before he could finish the conference hosts interrupted to ask which organisation he worked for, then directed the microphone to a more tame questioner, while a security guard came over to mutter in Morano’s ear “You have to control yourself or you will be escorted out of here.”

Vatican Heavies Silence Climate Heretics at UN Papal Summit – Breitbart

Federal SWAT teams are moving in on the hideout of suspected climate skeptics in Baltimore, who increase the risk of these men contracting asthma.

The president calls for an immediate end to climate denial, which tears at the very fragment of our society. These men are escaping sea level rise by moving to higher ground.

I’m expecting to hear Loretta Lynch any minute now, promising justice for the business owners being targeted by #YourLifeDoesntMatter protesters. Or perhaps Martin O’Malley bragging about how he “fixed Baltimore.”

Fifteen years ago, Britain’s top climate scientists announced the end of snow.

According to Dr David Viner, a senior research scientist at the climatic research unit (CRU) of the University of East Anglia,within a few years winter snowfall will become “a very rare and exciting event”.

“Children just aren’t going to know what snow is,” he said.

Snowfalls are now just a thing of the past – Environment – The Independent

Today they have a different story.

UK weather: Arctic blast bringing snow, sleet and gale force winds likely to linger over May Bank Holiday weekend – Home News – UK – The Independent

Since the original forecast was made 15 years ago, Northern Hemisphere winter snow extent has rapidly increased to record levels.