Insidious Stupidity

GLOBAL warming could be making parts of the world colder. Yes, you read that right. Here’s why this is not a crazy thing to say.

There’s a strong outbreak of cold weather across parts of the United States this week. It’s similar in some ways to last year’s so-called polar vortex — that conveyor belt of frigid Arctic air which parked itself on top of large parts of the United States, bringing bitter cold for days.

The air in the Arctic is very cold!

Time magazine did a fair job of explaining all that earlier this year. We paraphrase a little here, but here’s how their theory works in regards to the polar vortex:

1. Sea ice is vanishing from the Arctic, which leaves behind dark open ocean water.

2. That water absorbs more of the heat from the sun than reflective ice.

3. Relatively warmer water is the main reason the Arctic is warming much faster than the rest of the planet.

The air in the Arctic is warm, and melting the ice!

4. As the temperature difference between the polar north and more temperate latitudes diminishes, a band of high-level strong winds called the “jet stream” weakens.

5. For want of a more technical description, the jet stream kind of holds all the weather systems in place. Most of the time it keeps the cold stuff north and the warm stuff south.

6. But a weakened jet stream can develop what Time calls “kinks”. Time reported that an unusually large kink in the jet stream was what allowed all that Arctic air to flow much further south than normal during the polar vortex.

The air in the Arctic is very cold!

Climate change: Is global warming making some places colder?

So the Arctic is warm and the ice is melting, but then the warm Arctic air comes south, becomes super cold and forms record ice on the Great Lakes.

It is mind-boggling to me that any human could be this stupid, and still find their way out of the house in the morning.

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Corrupting Greenland

GHCN has daily temperatures for the capital of Greenland going back to 1958. They show essentially no warming during that time.

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But that just wasn’t going to work for Tom and Gavin, so they changed the data to turn no warming into 3 degrees warming per century.

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Basic Science For Dummies

Anything which impedes energy flow, increases the potential energy upstream.

This includes

  • Dams on rivers
  • Electrical resistors
  • Greenhouse gases and other insulators
  • Narrow hoses
  • Not getting laid often enough
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Blanket Quiz For Dummies

If you put a blanket over a cold rock, does it keep the rock warm?

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White House Admits That They Intentionally Perverted Our System Of Government

They intentionally lied to Americans in order to pervert our system of government, because we are too stupid.

Obamacare architect Jonathan Gruber said that lack of transparency was a major part of getting Obamacare passed because “the stupidity of the American voter” would have killed the law if more people knew what was in it.

Gruber: Stupidity of Americans Would Have Killed Obamacare | The Daily Caller

These scum are worse than King George III

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One More Time

Cloudy and humid nights are warmer than clear and dry nights, largely because of the greenhouse effect. Nights in tropical climates are warm, while nights in the desert are cold. Longwave radiation coming down from greenhouse gas molecules warms the surface.

Why some people are unable to grasp this very simple concept is beyond my comprehension.

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Red Is The New Blue

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President Obama is very angry that the ignorant peasantry won’t listen to his warnings that they are overheating. They refuse to listen to the science, which speaks so clearly in Obama’s ear.

Last week America turned red, and this week America is turning blue.

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Record Cold In Colorado

The forecast minimum for Fort Collins on Saturday is -1F, which would be the first November 15 below 0F ever recorded there. From my experience, temperatures usually come in several degrees colder than forecast there during Arctic cold snaps.

The warmest November 15’s were 1981 and 1949.

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Experts say that below zero temperatures almost never happen any more, due to your SUV. Look for NCDC to report 2014 as the hottest year ever, during the coldest mid-November on record.

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A True Story From My Alarmist Days

During the 2002 drought in Colorado, the city of Longmont shut down most of the city soccer fields, in a vain effort to protect the grass.  I was coaching kid soccer at the time, and went to a city council meeting and asked them to open the fields because :

  1. There is nothing wrong with playing on dirt. Kids in much of the world play on dirt and go on to win the World Cup.
  2. Scientists say the drought is only going to get much worse, as global warming gets worse.

By autumn 2006, I was regularly coaching in freezing cold rain and snow, almost every weekend.

The city council did open the fields up after that meeting. Apparently my appeal was effective.

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It Is Time For Someone To Finally Draw That Red Line, And Stand By Their Decision

Ooops….. Party is over Mark.

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