Real Climate Science

Temperatures at the Melbourne Regional Office were hottest ever this past year, with their thermometer located five feet away from the asphalt of Victoria street

Droughts appear to be intensifying over much of the West and Southwest as a result of global warming. Over the past decade, droughts in some regions have rivaled the epic dry spells of the 1930s and 1950s. About 33 percent of the contiguous United States was in at least a moderate drought as of September 2.

Mapping the Spread of Drought Across the U.S. – NYTimes.com

Complete bullshit. Only about 10% of the US is experiencing drought (i.e. less than normal) and the droughts are nothing like the 1930’s and 1950’s

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Compare the current map above with 1934 and 1956

As always, the New York Times is lying to their readers about climate. They are a propaganda branch of the White House, not a news organization.

The Pueblo Leader – Google News Archive Search

Our society is never more than one minor event away from mass chaos.

Last night it took 2-1/2 hours to get home from work. A bus caught on fire on the highway, and all lanes shut down. I was near an exit and got off in Burtonsville, MD. It turned out that the neighborhood had only one entrance and exit, and the exit was blocked by a fire hose for 90 minutes. By then, there were at least 500 cars trapped in the neighborhood.

Why would our government geniuses allow a neighborhood to be built with only one exit?

Temperatures are running below Hansen’s zero emissions Scenario C, so the best propaganda the scamsters can come with is :

Temperatures have been above average for the past (insert number) years

The heat is hiding at the bottom of the sea

Pollution in Beijing is massively cooling the planet

We predicted this all along

Climate experts now pretend that the Australian temperature record began in 1910. They do this to hide all of the record hot years before 1910.

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The big scam yesterday is claiming that Walruses are enjoying the beach in Alaska due to a lack of sea ice, but as always this is complete bullshit. There normally isn’t any sea ice within 100 miles of Alaska this time of year, and this year isn’t much different from the 1981-2010 median.

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Migration

The rest of the year (late summer and fall), walruses tend to form massive aggregations of tens of thousands of individuals on rocky beaches or outcrops. The migration between the ice and the beach can be long-distance and dramatic. In late spring and summer, for example, several hundred thousand Pacific walruses migrate from the Bering Sea into the Chukchi Sea through the relatively narrow Bering Strait.

Walrus – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

These fraudsters are shameless in their pursuit of money confiscated from citizenry. No lie is too big any more.

Statistics show that 97% of schoolchildren have seen Al Gore’s sci-fi flick – but none of them have actually experienced any warming.

Happy Anniversary: 1 October Marks 18 Years Without Global Warming Trend

Due to global warming, I have been above my average height for 540 consecutive months. While I am not currently growing, I am 97% certain that the missing growth will return at the end of my growth heightatus.

h/t to Allan Cotterill

I wish I could say the data below is a joke, but it isn’t.  USHCN temperature adjustments correlate almost perfectly with atmospheric CO2

US temperatures have not warmed over the past century (blue line below) – but NCDC alters the data to create the appearance of warming (red line below)

They accomplish this through a spectacular hockey stick of data tampering, which cools the past and warms the present.

Note the exponential growth of tampering, particularly over the past 15 years, which is very similar to the growth of CO2.

So I tried correlating the magnitude of the tampering with the amount of CO2 in the atmosphere, and found almost perfect correlation – shown below.

CO2 causes all kinds of great evil, but who would have guessed that it directly causes NCDC to release scientifically meaningless global warming propaganda?

Again, this sounds like a joke – but it isn’t. They are actually tampering with temperature data in unison with the rise in CO2. Difficult to believe this accidental.