A transcript of the last Neanderthal Council speech has been unearthed.
New Chief Bearack Odimwit :
After the recent spear massacre, we are confiscating all hunting spears, and finally implementing a common sense approach to feline violence.
All Sabre Tooth Cats are required by executive order to submit to declawing and defanging.
h/t to Peter William Lount
After the eight warmest days of the month, this month in Montana is already the second coldest December on record – averaging -13.4ºC. The only year which was colder was 1983, when temperatures were depressed by the eruption of El Chichón. The warmest December in Montana was 1896, and December temperatures have been cooling since the start of records in 1895.
I was listening to a discussion of Obamacare on Colorado Public Radio, and they said that young, healthy people on a tight budget are not going to choose to spend their tiny bit of disposable income buying expensive health insurance.
Simply invert logic, and purge your brain of any rational thought. Then you are a full blown progressive.
Must have been the 310 PPM CO2.
Don’t scoff when you hear an old timer say: “Summers are hot- ter than they used to be.” This remark could once have been classed with “Stairs are steeper than they used to be,” and “Young people are wilder than when I was a boy.”
But today an impressive number of scientists, both old and young, are convinced that the oldtimers are right.
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