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NASA claims that September was the hottest on record

NASA released global temperature data showing that this September tied with 2005 for the warmest September on record. That’s doubly impressive since 2005 was warmed by an El Niño and accompanying warm Pacific ocean temperatures, whereas 2013 has had cooler Pacific temperatures all year.

Data.GISS: GISS Surface Temperature Analysis

They ignored their own satellites which showed that September was only 11th warmest since 1979, and instead based their fake claim on this fake map.

Data.GISS: GISS Surface Temperature Analysis

The map shows that Antarctica was super hot during September, as it broke sea ice extent records day after day. This makes no sense to anyone with an IQ greater than a turnip, which is why it works for GISS.

So how did they do it? With their magic brown crayon. The map below shows where they actually had temperature data in Antarctica. They painted the planet record hot, based on less than a dozen thermometers in Antarctica, which covered less than 25% of their claimed hot region.

The antics of NASA scientists would make Enron accountants blush. Obama says that the latter group are evil, while the NASA fraudsters are heroes.

Harrison Schmitt is only scientist to have walked on the moon, and was the first scientist in space. He is also a prominent climate skeptic – and according to Barack Obama, a flat earther whom he doesn’t have time to debate.

Eugene Register-Guard – Aug 21, 1969

SPACE C E N T E R, Houston (AP) – A spokesman at the Manned Spacecraft Center said today a memo has been prepared assigning all but one of the 13 scientist-astronauts to concentrated training in orbiting space stations. instead of lunar landing techniques.

This, most observers believe, means 12 of the astroscientists, who long have waited to get into space, will never have the chance to set foot on the moon.

The sole exception ls Harrison H. Schmitt, an astrogeologist formerly with the U.S. Geological Survey. Geologists are anxious for Schmitt to go to the moon to help gather information on its rocks and structure.

Eugene Register-Guard – Google News Archive Search

Later, while Obama was busy smoking choom and snorting cocaine in Hawaii, Schmitt was working in Washington DC as US Senator from New Mexico.

In 2005, NASA showed that Antarctica had been strongly cooling for 20 years

SVS Animation 3188 – Antarctic Heating and Cooling Trends

But that story wan’t going to scare anyone into giving up their money, so in 2007 they changed Antarctica’s history from cooling to warming.

Disintegration: Antarctic Warming Claims Another Ice Shelf : Feature Articles

RSS and UAH satellite temperatures show no warming in Antarctica, but NASA climate scientists rarely, if ever, let actual facts get in the way of their propaganda. The ability and willingness to lie boldly and confidently makes them ideal White House employees.

NASA used to claim that the Antarctic Peninsula was the fastest warming place on Earth. RSS data shows that the Antarctic Peninsula has been cooling for 20 years.

ftp://ftp.remss.com/msu/data/netcdf/rss_tb_maps_ch_tlt_v3_3.nc

No warming near Canberra for over 30 years.

ftp://ftp.remss.com/msu/data/netcdf/rss_tb_maps_ch_tlt_v3_3.nc

Without the 1980’s el Chichon and 1990’s Mt. Pinatubo cooling, there would be almost no warming in the satellite record.

rss_monthly_msu_amsu_channel_tlt_anomalies_land_and_ocean_v03_3.txt

ANNALS OF SCIENCE

CLIMATE BY NUMBERS

Can a tech firm help farmers survive global warming?

It was nearly impossible to drive the back roads of southern Indiana this summer without being lulled into a trance by the monotonous perfection of the cornstalks. They lined every route, forming a canopy that stretched for miles, strong, straight, and taller than any Hoosier. In late August, the U.S. Department of Agriculture stated publicly what the growers had known for weeks: this year’s crop would almost certainly be the largest in American history.

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Unpredictable weather is hardly rare, or new. For thousands of years, floods, droughts, tornadoes, heat waves, and early frosts have been agriculture’s unyielding enemies. But even the most sophisticated farmer would have trouble planning for the vagaries of today’s climate.

Michael Specter: Can the Climate Corporation Help Farmers Survive Global Warming? : The New Yorker

I think he meant to say the anals of science. It is tough planning for a record corn crop, because it makes prices go down.

(2) Barack Obama (BarackObama) on Twitter

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Barack Obama (BarackObama) on Twitter

Does Obama normally refer to himself in the third person?