Real Climate Science

Forget al-Qaida. According to the Senate’s only openly socialist member, the country’s main national security threat is global warming.

In fact, Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders told Playboy magazine that climate change is a bigger threat to the U.S. than al-Qaida. Sanders is an independent who caucuses with the Democrats.

Sanders blames “hypercapitalism” for the inaction on global warming, due to the fossil fuels industry manipulating the political process to drown out efforts to cut carbon dioxide emissions.

“You have the entire scientific community saying we have to be very aggressive in cutting greenhouse gas emissions,” Sanders said in the interview. “Yet you’re seeing the heads of coal companies and oil companies willing to sacrifice the well-being of the entire planet for their short-term profits. And these folks are funding phony organizations to try to create doubt about the reality of global warming.”

Sanders: Global warming more dangerous than al-Qaida | The Daily Caller

I am getting really upset waiting for my big fossil fuel check. Liberals keep telling me that it’s in the mail, but I never receive it.

Washington DC’s last minute heroics just put every American another $1,000 in debt

U.S. debt jumped a record $328 billion on Thursday, the first day the federal government was able to borrow money under the deal President Obama and Congress sealed this week.

U.S. debt jumps a record $328 billion — tops $17 trillion for first time – Washington Times

The government has important things to do with that money, like arming terrorists in Syria and providing grenades for drug lords in Mexico.

CBS’s Sharyl Attkisson Spotlights New Obama Admin. Scandal: Grenade Running | Media Research Center

h/t to John B. M.D.

Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man

George Bernard Shaw

NSA is offering a new service for Christmas shoppers.

For the low price of $49.95, you can log in and find out what your spouse and children have been telling their friends they really want for Christmas.

NSA says the system is completely secure, and guarantees privacy.

All those cows who froze to death in South Dakota had it coming. Their farts trapped huge amounts of heat in the lower atmsophere, which caused temperatures to plummet. The only solution moving forwards is to divest colleges from oil investments.

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There has been no atmospheric warming for 17 years, because 2.4 billion nuclear bombs worth of heat is hiding in the bottom of the ocean.

This heat at the bottom of the ocean is affecting atmospheric physics through a mysterious mechanism, which actually doesn’t involve any change in heat content of the atmosphere.

The symptoms of this are known as climate change, which has caused all sorts of highly educated people to remark  that they don’t remember any windy, hot or rainy days prior to a few months ago.

We keep hearing stories about people’s insurance costs doubling and their benefits being cut, yet Democrats have been saying that prices are much lower than they expected.

So were they expecting their Affordable Healthcare Act to triple or quadruple costs?

Obama Compares Obamacare Rollout To iOS7 Launch

Rumor is that Apple has hired 16,000 new armed agents who will throw you in jail if you don’t purchase an iPhone.