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For centuries it was believed that the Emperor had no clothing, but new research indicates that this was based on the testimony of one small child, who had no background in textiles or even retail clothing sales. He also had no formal education in clothing and had never published anything about fashion in a peer reviewed journal.

Furthermore, it has been discovered that more than 97% of the experts at the time agreed that the emperor had fine clothing. We can therefor safely conclude that the emperor was well clothed, and that the child was not competent to discuss his wardrobe.

Eat shit. 50 trillion flies can’t be wrong.

For years, the fossil fuel industry has lobbied the news media to accord the same weight to a handful of global warming skeptics that it accords the findings of the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change – more than 2,000 scientists from 100 countries reporting to the United Nations.

Today, with the science having become even more robust – and the impacts as visible as the megastorm that covered much of the Gulf of Mexico – the press bears a share of the guilt for our self-induced destruction with the oil and coal industries

Hurricane Katrina’s real name – The New York Times

It has now been eight years since the US was hit by a major hurricane, the longest such period since 1869. Obama’s presidency has seen the fewest hurricane landfalls of any presidency in US history.

HURDAT Re-analysis Chronological List of All Hurricanes

Gelbspan became hysterical in 2005 over hurricanes hitting the US, yet the presidencies of William Howard Taft, Grover Cleveland and Rutherford B. Hayes had a higher hurricane frequency than GWB.

It is remarkable how scientists can go into hysterics and start throwing around mindless paranoid political accusations – over things they understand nothing about.

I wonder if our friends at NOAA have noticed yet that their hometown in Boulder is having its wettest and snowiest year on record?

September is over, and ignorant lay people are no longer permitted to look at this death spiral graph!

COI | Centre for Ocean and Ice | Danmarks Meteorologiske Institut

The rules have changed however, and you are no longer allowed to look at it in September either.

Typical English Garden after global warming

‘The Met Office are saying that despite the recent concerns about the science, they are very sure about the underlying science. ‘They tell us there is a 50-50 chance we will get a 2C rise. If we pull our finger out we could prevent us moving beyond 2C but we have to act pretty soon‘.

A 2C rise could mean summers in the UK reaching 38C – a climate similar to southern France.

That kind of temperature rise would see the traditional summer deep borders full of herbaceous perennials such as lupins and delphiniums replaced with Mediterranean plans.

National Trust campaign highlights how gardens will look if global warming brings Mediterranean weather to Britain | Mail Online

TROPICAL STORM KAREN
Public Advisory Latest
700 AM CDT SAT OCT 05 2013

THE LATEST MINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE REPORTED BY AN AIR FORCE RESERVE HURRICANE HUNTER AIRCRAFT IS 1008 MB…29.77 INCHES.

Poor Karen. She is having a tough time.

When Obama promised to not raise taxes on anyone making less than $250,000, what he meant was that he was going to give the middle class the largest tax hike in history and hire 16,000 additional IRS goons with assault rifles to enforce it.

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Obama despises America and Americans and puts it on display every day, yet 41% of self-loathing Americans still support him.

Blade points out that our genius friends blame warmth on Venus on 95% CO2, while ignoring proximity to the sun and atmospheric pressure – and they blame cold on Mars on proximity to the sun and atmospheric pressure, while ignoring 95% CO2.

Blade says:

October 5, 2013 at 8:50 am

Chapter 2    IPCC WGI Fifth Assessment Report

Substantial losses in Arctic sea ice have been observed
since satellite records began, particularly at the time of the mimimum extent, which occurs in September at the end of the annual melt season. By contrast, the increase in Antarctic sea ice has been smaller.

Let’s have a look at that claim – which they published this week. Southern Hemisphere sea ice is one million km² above normal, and Northern Hemisphere sea ice is one million km² below normal. For most people who have completed first grade, one minus one equals zero. But not for the world’s top climate scientists, who apparently also don’t know how to use a spell checker.

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