Understanding Why The Best Weather Is In The Arctic

Climate experts explain that storms are caused by too much heat energy in the system. That is why the Arctic has very few storms, and why Hawaii has so many.

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Shocking Global Warming In 1790

Normally the Delaware River is frozen in Philadelphia in January, but in 1790 it was a better swimming hole than the one at the North Pole this week.

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A Meteorological Account of the Weather in Philadelphia: From January 1 … – Charles Peirce – Google Books

This 1790 warming is clear proof that the US Constitution has always been the enemy of the climate, and must be dismantled.

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So What Do They Do Now?

They are stuck on a small island about 1/4 mile in diameter. The wind isn’t forecast to change anytime soon. The weather sucks, they haven’t had a shower and (hopefully) haven’t been laid in months.

The worst thing is that probably don’t have enough shotgun shells to even do any skeet shooting. Perhaps they can engage in the Canadian national sport, and bash baby seals with clubs?

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Obama Global Warming Famine Arrives

Prices plunged to an almost four-year low last week amid
projections that ideal weather in the U.S. Midwest could pave the way for a record soybean harvest, which would boost soyoil supplies and shift demand away from competing palm.

VEGOILS-Palm drops on record soy crop outlook, weak ringgit curbs losses | Reuters

Obama warned us that ideal weather and record harvests would happen – if we didn’t stop global warming.

h/t to Tom Nelson

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100% Consensus For Global Cooling

Using the finest statistical techniques of Cuckoo, Nuttercelli, et al, I have proven that there were no scientists in the 1970s who didn’t believe the earth would be destroyed by global cooling.

I have looked through every 1970s Internet blog post made on the subject of global cooling, and did not find a single skeptical blog. Not one. This proves beyond a shadowy doubt that there were no global cooling skeptics during the 1970s.

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Heading Out To Sea On The Jouletanic

The wind is too much and the rowers have apparently quit trying to reach land. They are headed out to open sea with a strong tail wind, poor visibility, no anchor and possible ice.  Where will they end up?

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What They Have To Look Forward Too

On the 1000:1 chance that the rowers make it through the next 2,000 km, here is what awaits them at the other end.

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Are The Rowers In Trouble?

With a 20 MPH WSW wind, it is going to be very difficult to pull that boat back towards land. They don’t have an anchor, and may be in trouble.

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Almost Crushed By Rotten, Decayed Ice

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David Barber says that the little remaining ice in the Arctic is rotten and decayed and will all melt soon. (He has been saying that for every year I can remember.)

Some of this rotten, decayed ice almost crushed the rowers.

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We then woke to the crunching sound of a large ice berg nudging up against the boat. The ice berg had pinned our anchor line and hard as we tried, we couldn’t free the line. Because the berg was moving, the nose of the boat was starting to be pulled underneath it so we had to cut the line and in doing so say good bye to our anchor.

A Tough Day At The Office

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Do You Believe?

Debating on alarmist discussion boards, it quickly becomes clear that facts are irrelevant. You either believe, or you are a heretic. All scientists say that unless we give up carbon, the world is doomed. Nothing else to be discussed.

This woman was using witchcraft to wreck the weather in Germany in 1775

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