Real Climate Science

Reader Kyle wants me to prove that 17 years of no warming is statistically significant.

Wood for Trees: Interactive Graphs

A slope of zero is by definition not statistically significant, because it indicates no relationship between the two axes. One axis is changing, and the other one isn’t.

Seventeen years is a long time. That is how long Obama’s literary agent thought he was born in Kenya.

1991

Born in Kenya and raised in Indonesia and Hawaii’

2004

Kenyan-born Obama all set for US Senate

No doubt just a coincidence that the Petraeus sex scandal also occurred right before he was about to testify about Benghazi, and the TARP “crisis” occurred right before the 2008 election. Obama is just a lucky guy.

2007

http://web.archive.org/web/20070403190001

Obama says that the IRS scandal is fake.

It is a simple coincidence that he met with the key players many times while it was occurring,  that all the key Tea Party groups were harassed during the election, and that Lois Lerner invoked the Fifth Amendment.

People just weren’t smart enough during the 1960s to know how to read a thermometer correctly.

Oddly enough, Jimmy and Tommy didn’t recognize the need to tamper with data for many years – until they realized that temperatures were going the wrong direction.

Four months ago :

The Drought That Ravaged US Crops Is Only Going to Get Worse | Mother Jones

And now :

Corn futures tumbled to a 33-month low as forecasts for cool, wet weather improved prospects for a crop expected to be a record in the U.S., the world’s biggest grower. Wheat fell to a one-year low, and soybeans declined.

Corn Tumbles to 33-Month Low as U.S. Rain Bolstering Record Crop – Bloomberg

During the BarackCandyHusseinObamaCNNCrowley vs. Mitt Romney debate, Obama was bragging about his great successes in the Middle East.

According to Mikey, the climate went berserk in the year 1860, due to Mann-made CO2.

But looking at the Law Dome CO2 record, I am having a little trouble seeing exactly what happened in 1860 to cause the climate to lose its mind.

However, looking closer, something did happen in 1860. The Pony Express went into operation that year, and appears to have set the planet on course for unstoppable future disaster.

According to Mikey and Jimmy, the rapid warming started at 280 PPM, but can be stopped by going back to 350 PPM. This probably makes perfect sense if your head has been repeatedly banged against concrete recently.

While the Dissonant in Chief and his army of brain damaged minions continue to blather on about heat, drought and fires, the southwest is receiving epic amounts of rain.

Weather Street:Clouds and Precipitation Forecast Movie

Seadragon (SSN-584), foreground, and her sister Skate (SSN-578) during a rendezvous at the North Pole in August 1962.

Submarine Photo Index

The definition of global warming used to be :

Fifteen year trends of rapid mid-troposphere warming.

Now it is :

Isolated out of context weather events and imaginary heat disappearing into the deep ocean.

Is there a fix for global warming under our feet? | Local News | The Seattle Times

Hundreds of years from now, archaeologists will find this and write papers about the primitive superstitious people in the 21st century – who wrecked their civilization over mindless panic stemming from fear of a harmless essential gas.