Cars kill about one million people a year around the world, and maim millions of others. No background check is required to purchase one of these killing machines. They are often used to transport terrorists, pressure cookers and other terrorist bombs, and they hurt countless thousands of school children.
Common sense says that these instruments of murder and mayhem need to be banned. At a minimum, people need to spy on their driving neighbors for any sign of mental instability and report what they see to the government.
Failure to report that your driving neighbor had a bad day should be punishable as a criminal offense. Also, if you see your neighbor with a pressure cooker, or are suspicious that they have explosives in their underwear, call the KGB immediately.





