Global Warming Solved : A “Data Entry Error”

When the government makes up a bogus trend which inverts reality, that is now called a “data entry error”

The U.S. military proudly touted a 7 percent drop in Taliban violence in 2012 as a measure of progress in America’s longest war. Only one problem: The drop never happened.

Its explanation: a data-entry error.

The Associated Press’ Robert Burns discovered the mistake, which undercut a January claim by the International Security Assistance Force (ISAF), the NATO military command in Afghanistan. In reality, Burns reports, there was no substantive change in the level of “enemy-initiated attacks” in Afghanistan during 2012.

‘Data-Entry Error’ Led Military to Falsely Claim Taliban Attacks Are Down | Danger Room | Wired.com

We used to call that “getting caught lying.”

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The Global Warming Chameleon

CO2 is like a tiger changing her spots, a leopard playing possum, a radical socialist pretending to be a moderate, a drought pretending to be a flood, or a metaphor shaken – not mixed.

Last year CO2 made the eastern half of the US warm and dry, and this year it is making that region cold and snowy. And it is all your fault.

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Yo Adrian : Ski Texas!

You know global warming is hitting you hard, when Texas gets a foot and a half of snow.

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Winter Storm Rocky – 2013 | Weather Underground

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Prophecy Benchmarking

Obama is in year five of his lifetime monarchy, so it is a good time to check how his prophecies are doing.

I am absolutely certain that generations from now, we will be able to look back and tell our children that this was the moment … when the rise of the oceans began to slow

Indeed, the prophet is expecting to be alive generations from now, and people will still be worshiping his name. And his kids will still be listening to his BS.

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CU Sea Level Research Group | University of Colorado

He was doing good for a couple of years, but since 2011 the rise in sea level has accelerated.

 In the poison’d entrails throw.—
Toad, that under cold stone,
Days and nights has thirty-one;
Swelter’d venom sleeping got,
Boil thou first i’ the charmed pot!
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the caldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder’s fork, and blind-worm’s sting,
Lizard’s leg, and owlet’s wing,—
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Scale of dragon; tooth of wolf;
Witches’ mummy; maw and gulf
Of the ravin’d salt-sea shark;
Root of hemlock digg’d i the dark;
Liver of blaspheming Jew;
Gall of goat, and slips of yew
Sliver’d in the moon’s eclipse;
Nose of Turk, and Tartar’s lips;
Finger of birth-strangled babe
Ditch-deliver’d by a drab,—
Make the gruel thick and slab:
Add thereto a tiger’s chaudron,
For the ingrediants of our caldron.
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Cool it with a baboon’s blood,
Then the charm is firm and good

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Advances In Climate Science Over The Last 3,000 Years

Three thousand years ago, primitive people believed floods, droughts, storms and plagues were caused by man’s sin, and that sacrifice was required to improve the weather. A great prophet was needed to part the seas.

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Three thousand years later, we are much more sophisticated. We believe that floods, droughts, storms and plagues are caused by man’s sin, and sacrifice is required to improve the weather. A great prophet is needed to part the seas.

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New Ice Age Arrives In Colorado!

Temperatures here in Fort Collins have dropped 20 degrees since the end of January. If this trend continues, July afternoon temperatures will average -70F.

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1927 Climate Change : Worst Year In History

Mother Nature hasn’t given the nation even a breathing spell

700,000 victims within eleven months

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Northwest Passage Open For Business At Minus 54 Degrees

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Being Governor Means Making Up Scary Nonsense

Brown said California is facing early snow melts and a longer fire season, and he said a rising sea level threatens the cities of San Francisco and Oakland.

Capitol Alert: VIDEO: Jerry Brown warns nation is ‘playing Russian Roulette’ with climate

There hasn’t been any sea level rise in the San Francisco Bay for at least 70 years.

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Data and Station Information for ALAMEDA (NAVAL AIR STATION)

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Understanding Arctic Melt

Last night I rode my bicycle to Whole Foods in -10C weather, and was noticing that all the ponds are still frozen over solid – which is very unusual for the end of February.

By some curious phenomena, the Arctic is widely reported by the press to be melting at -35C.

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COI | Centre for Ocean and Ice | Danmarks Meteorologiske Institut

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