Keystone Cops Hoping To Prevent Drought/Sea Level Rise

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I’m just kidding. This is actually the LAPD chasing a suspect.

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North American Oil Spawns Mosquitoes

Kansas newspaper says that approving Keystone would spread mosquitoes.

Mosquitoes are spreading into new, now warmer places, bringing malaria and dengue fever.

salina.com – an online service of the Salina Journal

This week brought back memories of the 1908 Tunguska event, when a comet exploded over Siberia. Scientists working there later had to wear mosquito netting from head to toe to avoid being eaten alive.

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The writer explains that in order to prevent the spread of mosquitoes into areas where they already are, we need to purchase Arab oil rather than Canadian oil.

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McKibben Global Warming Forecast

Wicked cold and snow for the global warming protesters this afternoon in DC.

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Hourly Weather Forecast – Washington, DC | Wunderground

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Jeff Masters Explains NOAA Extreme Weather

Last January, the weather in the Eastern US was picture perfect. NOAA calculated this lovely weather to be the third most extreme in history.

U.S. Climate Extremes Index

This year, the weather has been much colder and stormier – which is much less extreme than last year’s mild, calm weather.

the U.S. had its quietest month in nearly two years during January 2013, according to NOAA’s U.S. Climate Extremes Index (CEI).

Dr. Jeff Masters’ WunderBlog : U.S. gets unusually boring January weather; Thursday storm to ease Midwest drought | Weather Underground

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Obama Math : “Deficit Reduction”

Over the last few years, both parties have worked together to reduce the deficit by more than $2.5 trillion

Transcript of Obama’s State of the Union speech | Fox News

When Obama says that he has reduced the deficit by $2.5 trillion, what he means is that he has increased it by almost $1 trillion.

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Table 1.1—Summary of Receipts, Outlays, and Surpluses or Deficits (-): 1789–2017

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Make Sure To Dress Very Warmly For McKitten’s DC Global Warming Protest Tomorrow

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Weather Forecast Washington, DC | Washington Weather | Wunderground

The overheated atmosphere may freeze your ass off.

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Ban Assault Shovels!

It turns out that the 8th-grade teacher who asked a male student to go to his car and bring in a folding WWII-era folding military shovel had no idea he caused a schoolwide lockdown at Heritage Middle School Thursday.

A school staffer who saw that student carry the shovel in around 9 a.m. thought it might be a man carrying a double-bladed axe and told the Meridian police school resource officer.

That set in motion a chain of events that led to a 90-minute, room-by-room search by armed officers. Scared students and parents waiting at a nearby church were left to wonder what was going on

h/t to Dave G

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Mississippi River Has Quadrupled Over The Last Eight Weeks

A few weeks ago, Romm and McKitten were telling us that the Mississippi River was going to dry up and we were all going to die. Since then, the river depth has increased 400%.

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USGS Current Conditions for USGS 07265455 MISSISSIPPI RIVER NR GREENVILLE, MS

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The New Jews And Aryans

In his state of the dis-union speech last week, the Chancellor brought to our attention that the new Jews are the climate skeptics who cause bad weather, and the gun owners who are responsible for children dying in Connecticut.

On a more positive note, the Chancellor has praised the new Aryans – who will work together with him towards the final solution of eliminating the climate skeptics and gun owners. This will create a perfect, CO2-free world for the master race.

Never again

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UHI Affects Global Weather – But Has No Impact On Local Thermometers

New research published in Nature Climate Change documented the amount of heat leaking out of major cities and how this heat adversely impacts global weather patterns.

The Fight Against Climate Change Needs a Retrofit – News Watch

So UHI has a large impact on weather thousands of miles away, but Hansen says it has essentially no impact on local temperatures.

And TPeel wonders why we think they are completely FOS.

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