I was at the archery range tonight for an hour, and then stopped at Whole Foods to buy some groceries. When I got back to the house I brought the groceries in, and left the bow in the car in its case.
At 1:00 am I was about to go to bed, and decided to go out to the car and bring the bow in to the house. As I was carrying the bow in, a car driving through the neighborhood stops right in front of the driveway. I turn around and see that it is a cop who is too stupid to know the difference between a rifle case and a bow case. He thinks that I am bringing a rifle into the house and that he is about to stop the crime of the century. (I’m guessing that most mass murderers don’t show up with a rifle zipped up in a case.)
I finally got rid of him after 15 minutes.
The only trouble we ever have around here is from the police, who think that there is an Adam Lanza hiding behind tree.



