New Forecast

I’m watching Dortmund-Munich right now, and Munich looks even worse than Chelsea did against Newcastle.

                      
                        Forecast                Result
UAH April               0.29                    0.295
Chelsea-Liverpool       2-1                     2-1
Man City-Newcastle      4-1                     2-0 
Munich-Chelsea          2-2 (penalties decide)  (May 19)
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Wildebeest Herds Return To Greenland

With temperatures up above -40 today, the Wildebeest herds have returned to the ice sheet. Africa is simply too hot for them, now that Hansen has adjusted their temperatures upwards.

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Obama Combat Photos Released

In a unique display of combat prowess, President Obama killed America’s most hated enemy – Osama – twice in the last year.  The same artist who generated Obama’s birth certificate, is now proud to present Obama’s official combat photos.

Obama nervously preparing to take out Osama

Obama raising the flag at Iwo Jima

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Feeling Lucky, Punk?

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Alarmists got all excited in March about an isolated area of warmth over the eastern US.

It would be nice if they were correct, but North America and the Arctic are surrounded by very cold water. How long will our luck hold out?

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Hiding The Post-1981 Decline In Hansen

The Internet is all abuzz with Hansen’s not yet failed (and previously ignored) 1981 forecasts.

The 1981 forecasts were of course superseded by his already failed 1988 Congressional forecasts, but the team is getting desperate to buy time. The graph below shows that his 1988 forecasts are already a total bust.

The next graph overlays Hansen’s 1988 forecasts (blue) on his 1981 forecasts. Sometime between 1981 and 1998, he completely lost the plot.

When the team isn’t busy rewriting history, they get busy hiding it.

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Columbia University : No Research Permitted Here

Thursday, April 05, 2007

Global warming is turning the Southwest into a permanent Dust Bowl, where the dry conditions of our worst 20th century droughts — the 1930s and 1950s — become the norm over the next century, according to new research.

Global warming will push our winter storm track, which brings the region much of its moisture, to the north, according to Richard Seager at Columbia University’s Lamont Doherty Earth Observatory.

They suggest a fundamentally new kind of drought here — not the occasional unusually dry stretches of the type the region saw in the 1930s and 1950s, but a climate that is that dry all the time.

ABQJOURNAL: Climate Change Could Cause Permanent Drought

Winter precipitation has been increasing in the southwest, with the last 30 years being the wettest period on record. Incompetence appears to be the key to being a successful climate scientist.

SOUTHWEST REGION Climate Summary

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Evil Men In The Climate Debate

The BBC complains that claim change deniers are evil men, but they may have not thought their position through very clearly – given that the corrupt men are on the other side of the debate.

Climate experts on how to reform the IPCC | Environment | guardian.co.uk

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Proposing A Return To 19th Century CO2 Levels

Hansen doesn’t go far enough. We should go back to the CO2 levels of the last decade of the 19th century, which brought record heat, fire, tornadoes and hurricanes.

The hottest decade in Arizona was the 1890s.

ARIZONA Climate Summary

New Mexico’s worst forest fire occurred in the 1890s.

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The deadliest tornado season was 1897

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The deadliest hurricane, and massive forest fires occurred on the same day in 1900.

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Not to mention a whole decade of spectacular weather disasters.

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Be Careful What You Ask For, Katherine

Katherine has been misleading the flock about Texas weather, and is getting her just rewards. The hot pink circle sits over Katherine – the only place in Texas or Oklahoma still experiencing drought. I have been watching the radar recently, and Lubbock keeps getting missed by a mile or two. The area west of Lubbock actually got slammed with heavy rain yesterday, but the NOAA map seems to have missed it.

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Suzuki : Humans Are Maggots Who Defecate On The Environment

h/t to hauntingthelibrary and Marc Morano

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