Real Climate Science

She is so dumb. Yea everybody knows that. And really scary. Yes very scary, she wants all of us to die in the rapture. Definitely, she is dumber and scarier than Bush. She wants to force everyone to be Christian. For sure, and she thinks she can see Russia from her house. She had her daughter’s baby. Totally, and her daughter got pregnant. If she gets elected I’m moving to Canada. She is so scary. And dumb. Tina Fey told me.

Human history began 5,000 years ago for warmists and creationists.

Friday, 27 June 2008

It seems unthinkable, but for the first time in human history, ice is on course to disappear entirely from the North Pole this year.

The disappearance of the Arctic sea ice, making it possible to reach the Pole sailing in a boat through open water, would be one of the most dramatic – and worrying – examples of the impact of global warming on the planet. Scientists say the ice at 90 degrees north may well have melted away by the summer.

http://www.independent.co.uk/

 

 

Truly a man of the common people.

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Sea level rise rates in Manhattan (red lines) have been constant since CO2 was 290 ppm. It will take well over a thousand years for the West Side Highway to drown.

Facts are not important though. Hansen imagines ice sheets “collapsing” (whatever that means) and his imagination trumps reality.

You gotta love the role models of the global warming movement.

A Portland massage therapist gave local police a detailed statement last year alleging that former Vice President Al Gore groped her, kissed her and made unwanted sexual advances during a late-night massage session in October 2006 in a suite at the upscale Hotel Lucia.

She called him a “crazed sex poodle

http://www.oregonlive.com/

http://www.arctic.io/observations/

http://www.andreassen.gl/andreassen/webcam.htm

Rising temperatures in Greenland are resulting in an unexpected occurrence, growth.

Greenland is a country the size of Europe, yet it has only 51 farms (all of them sheep farms except for one with 22 cows) and 9 forests, all of which are both tiny and cultivated by hand. The only vegetable grown in Greenland is potatoes. All other vegetables are imported, mostly from Denmark.

One of these forests, Qanasiassat, is beginning to thrive according to caretaker Poul Bjerge. Long since dormant, the pine trees in this forest have begun to show new growth.

It’s not just a few pine trees that are starting to grow. Remember all those imported Danish vegetables? Well no longer will all Greenlanders have to eat Danish cauliflower. A local supermarket in Greenland is stocking fresh locally grown cauliflower, broccoli, and cabbage for the first time. Five of those sheep farmers are beginning to experiment with vegetables.

There are even reports of strawberry crops, although the small size of the crops means, as one Danish agriculturist jokingly put it, “They know whether they’ve harvested 20 strawberries, or 25.”

South Greenland’s chief agricultural advisor, Kenneth Hoeg, envisions a world where all of southern Greenland could have commercially viable vegetable farms and forests. On a recent visit to Qanasiassat he said “If it gets warmer, a large part of southern Greenland could be like this. If it gets a little warmer, you could talk about a productive forest with enough wood for logs.”

http://www.environmentalgraffiti.com/

Cool cloudy weather is forecast for Barrow the next two weeks, and the University of Alaska is forecasting a late break-up of the ice. In 2004, the ice was gone by June 18.

http://seaice.alaska.edu/gi/observatories/barrow_breakup

Our top scientists tell us that Greenland and Antarctica are melting at unprecedented rates, as well as continental glaciers. They also tell us that 2010 was the hottest year ever.

Meanwhile, raw Envisat and Jason 2 data both show sea level currently the lowest since they started taking measurements. Apparently all of that glacial meltwater is going down the rabbit hole – because it isn’t making it to the oceans.

Climate science is not constrained by conservation of mass, because they use computer models. Like any other video game, when a theory gets killed – it respawns a few seconds later. Climate models also have cheat codes built into them – otherwise known as empirically derived parameters.

http://www.aviso.oceanobs.com/