Real Climate Science

Van der Sar, Fabio, Ferdinand, Vidic, Evra, Valencia, Carrick, Giggs, Park, Rooney, Hernandez.

Subs: Kuszczak, Owen, Anderson, Smalling, Nani, Scholes, Fletcher.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/

Actually, make that 100% ….

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1. Barcelona will do a lot of passing
2. Messi will have more hair than Rooney
3. Temperatures will be below 100F and above -100F

There are only six colors, which is why aviso chose to paint Envisat an almost invisible yellow on their sea level graph. The simply didn’t have any choice.

http://www.aviso.oceanobs.com/

I however have access to more recent computer technology (after 1970) which permits more than six colors and actually allows you to see the falling sea level data from Envisat.

I can’t imagine why they tried to make Envisat almost invisible.

Patterns of extreme stupidity are caused by listening to Al Gore.

Climate change is real.

Weather is to an inch as climate is to a mile. Meaning: Climate is the big picture, and weather is what’s happening on The Weather Channel. Meaning: Winter is not evidence against the Earth’s warming.

Patterns of extreme weather are caused by climate change. And 100-year floods every decade and devastating tornadoes don’t care what you think about Al Gore’s PowerPoint presentations. Unless you own stock in an oil or coal company, still doubting the glaciers are disappearing is denying against your own interest.

The weather doesn’t care if you believe in global warming, don’t believe in global warming or do but don’t think it’s caused by human activity. Weather kills indiscriminately, regardless of opinion.

http://www.standard.net/

Memorial Day weekend is the traditional start to summer. And where better than Greenland for a barbecue? Greenland is one of many fastest warming places on earth and should reach a balmy -42 this week!

http://www.wunderground.com/

If you want to cool down, I suggest Antarctica. Temperatures over -100F always leave me feeling a bit sweaty.

http://www.wunderground.com/global/stations/89606.html

Witchcraft Climate change was involved.

There’s no way it wasn’t. The world we live in is a world warmed-up and altered by witches greenhouse gases that we have infiltrated put in our community atmosphere and that’s just the way it is. There is no control group. Every weather event we get is happening within the context of witchcraft a climate-changed world.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/

At first glance it appears that temperatures stopped rising after the first time Monica Lewinsky did not have sex with Bill Clinton.  However, our top rated scientists have determined that this is due to a number of factors, which I explain in detail below.

1. You aren’t qualified to read the graph
2. The heat is hiding in poor countries where they don’t have thermometers
3. The latent heat of massive volumes of ice melting in Greenland has cooled the planet
4. Something to do with air pollution
5. 2010 was the hottest year ever
6. You forgot to make up data in the Arctic
7. All of the hot water sank to the bottom of the ocean
8. Global warming is unequivocal
9. You get money from the tobacco industry
10. Republicans want the planet to die. Stop pretending otherwise.