Real Climate Science

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Now they claim that they forecast the record cold.

Decline in Vegemite sales would be “consistent with global warming”

A recent federally funded study has demonstrated that a decline in the consumption of favourite Aussie spread Vegemite, if such a decline ever occurred, would be consistent with global warming.

Climate Scientist Dr Al Armist said, “It’s been well known for many years that consumption of toast is a very good indicator of global temperature. People just don’t eat toast when it’s hot – simple as that. Here in Australia, toast is invariably accompanied by copious amounts of Vegemite, so if sales of Vegemite were ever to decline, it would indicate clearly that Australian temperatures were rising.”

When asked whether such a decline could be a result of other factors, such as people “simply going off it”, Dr Armist replied that their research showed that global warming was the only explanation. “We looked at all the other possible causes, but we discounted all of them for reasons that would be too complex to explain to the general public, or a journalist.”

The study’s results could be applied in other countries, Dr Armist said. “This isn’t just a local phenomenon, but would be repeated globally. You could look at Marmite, Bovril and other salty, yeasty spreads elsewhere in the world. They would all act as excellent proxies for global temperature, and would certainly be more reliable than GISS.”

The study, which cost the Australian taxpayer a staggering amount of money, also showed that if Vegemite sales were to increase, that too would be entirely consistent with global warming. Dr Armist concluded, “We haven’t quite worked out why yet. But it’s only a matter of time.”

http://www.australianclimatemadness.com/

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Greens long for the days when most people died before age thirty.

If you survived childbirth, chances were you would die during your first year. Before you reached twenty, chances were that you would die from Smallpox, TB, Typhoid, Plague, Flu, Tooth Infection, Freezing to death, or a host of other hideous diseases.

After age 20, your teeth would wear out. And if all that wasn’t bad enough, the King would come and rape, plunder and pillage your family and land.

Greens imagine those times to be paradise.

Then I went off to fight some battle
That I’d invented inside my head
Away so long for years and years
You probably thought or even wished that I was dead
While the armies are all sleeping
Beneath the tattered flag we’d made
I had to stop in my tracks for fear
Of walking on the mines I’d laid

– Sting

Greens imagine that as long as they are full of hatred and rage, they will be absolved for their own fossil fuel usage. But their cars, computers, food, housing, and very breath generates just as much CO2 as everyone else.

All of the anger and hatred they send out to the world will come back and devastate them later on. They create their own Karma, and they will have to live with the consequences.

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Besides a few trees near volcanoes.

What kind of flaming moron would associate CO2 emissions with genocide?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/

The left is severely mentally ill.

http://www.businessinsider.com/

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/4355946.stm

That winter was 1-2C above normal in the UK.

http://data.giss.nasa.gov/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nineteen_Eighty-Four