This proprietary code was delivered to me by a super-secret spy operative at a famous climate research institution. Do not pass it on.
while (true)
{
makeRidiculousForecast(sea_level, temperature, hurricanes, other_extreme_weather, general_bs);
collectFunding();
after_prediction_fails_a_few_years_later :
switch (scenario)
{
case alternate:
sayThatTheStateOfScienceHasImprovedAndForecastsAreMoreAccurateNow();
break;
default :
sayThatItWasntEverAForecast();
break;
}
}
It looks like something in jest, but if it were real it would be no big surprise.
No, the code is too well written and organized to be real scientific code.
lmao….. I’m especially fond of case else statements.
To clever to be writtne by the HAD crew.
Too complex to be spelled correctly by me, apparently.
If you tape your eyes open and stare at it long enough you become a global warming zombie.