Yesterday I posted the highly enlightened theory that Sandy was sent to punish Romney for ridiculing Obama’s messianic abilities.
An alternative theory holds that Sandy was sent to punish Obama for claiming that he had messianic abilities.
Indeed we live in wondrous and enlightened times, in which the authorities can predict and control the weather through prophecy and sacrifice.
Q. How do you know he is a king?
A. He hasn’t got shit all over him, has he?
It was a mistake to start assigning names to storms in the first place, it only encourages anthropomorphizing weather.
Poor misguided child:
http://tamino.wordpress.com/2012/11/06/in-the-wake-of-sandy-a-16-year-old-climate-activist-speaks-her-mind/
This past June, I traveled to Rio de Janeiro to attend the United Nations Conference on Sustainability, also called Rio+20.
She caused Sandy! All that CO2 she spewed on the plane to Rio.
If she can afford to go to Rio she can afford to get off her butt and walk to somewhere where there is a hotel with power.