Climate Science Isn’t The Only Religion Where The End Justifies The Means

Perhaps Penn State was preparing future climate Jihadis?

A 2010 Arabic news video that is making the rounds on the Internet gives the details. Apparently a cleric, one Abu al-Dema al-Qasab, informed jihadis of an “innovative and unprecedented way to execute martyrdom operations: place explosive capsules in your anus. However, to undertake this jihadi approach you must agree to be sodomized for a while to widen your anus so it can hold the explosives.”

Others inquired further by asking for formal fatwas. Citing his desire for “martyrdom and the virgins of paradise,” one jihadi, (possibly al-Asiri himself) asked another sheikh, “Is it permissible for me to let one of the jihadi brothers sodomize me to widen my anus if the intention is good?”

After praising Allah, the sheikh’s fatwa began by declaring that sodomy is forbidden in Islam,

However, jihad comes first, for it is the pinnacle of Islam, and if the pinnacle of Islam can only be achieved through sodomy, then there is no wrong in it. For the overarching rule of [Islamic] jurisprudence asserts that “necessity makes permissible the prohibited.” And if obligatory matters can only be achieved by performing the prohibited, then it becomes obligatory to perform the prohibited, and there is no greater duty than jihad. After he sodomizes you, you must ask Allah for forgiveness and praise him all the more. And know that Allah will reward the jihadis on the Day of Resurrection, according to their intentions—and your intention, Allah willing, is for the victory of Islam, and we ask that Allah accept it of you.

Sodomy “For the Sake of Islam” :: Gatestone Institute

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5 Responses to Climate Science Isn’t The Only Religion Where The End Justifies The Means

  1. Andy DC says:

    That is the most sickening, disgusting thing I have ever read! Has any responsible leader repudiated this?

  2. chris y says:

    This ties up a lot of loose ends. For example, it explains:

    -the CACC* movement;
    -why believers constantly worry about the CACC hitting the fan;
    -why the political movement CACC is swirling in the bowl;
    -the idea of impact studies;
    -the understanding that impact study researchers are clingers;
    -how carbon regulations have backed up in Congress;
    -the alarmist’s childlike love of CACC;
    -the need to fling CACC at anyone who does not believe;
    -the need to describe CO2 as sewage, and the atmosphere as an open sewer;

    I am sure there are more of these insights.

    *CACC = Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Change

  3. gator69 says:

    The real difference between Islam and AGW, is that one is willing to utilize their own orifices, and the other intends to “occupy” everyone else’s.

  4. savebyj says:

    I think this is the Muslim way of attacking the infidel and getting rid of secret homosexuals at the same time.

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