Guardian Ponders Using Penguins As Polar Bear Food

12 Responses to Guardian Ponders Using Penguins As Polar Bear Food

1. ozspeaksup says:

   November 15, 2012 at 2:03 pm

   think of the food miles and all the carbon needed to ship em:-)
   roflmao
   and seeing as they are protected species there would be some big fines:-)
   I swear the gaurdian green section and its devotees get stupider as time goes by:-)

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2. JFB says:

   November 15, 2012 at 2:07 pm

   Must we send Guardian journalists first ?

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   • JFB says:

     November 15, 2012 at 2:14 pm

     Sorry. The correct question is: Should we send the Guardian Journalists first ?

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     • MostlyHarmless says:

       November 15, 2012 at 6:13 pm

       I take it that’s a rhetorical question? Guardian journalists, like Pooh, are “bears of very little brain”, but send ’em anyway. Giving them a nice sealskin coat to keep out Hansen’s “extreme Arctic heat” should speed the final part of the process.

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3. Sundance says:

   November 15, 2012 at 3:16 pm

   I like penguins. Can we feed Polar Bears with hippies and OWS members instead and then count it as carbon credit in California?

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4. mwhite says:

   November 15, 2012 at 7:01 pm

   Perhaps they send some badgers

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5. jay pelton says:

   November 15, 2012 at 7:34 pm

   what a bunch of idiots – ask the people in Churchill Manitoba if there is a polar bear population crisis. what do these goofs think polar bears lived on during the medieval warm period – did they die off and then spontaneously reappear when the climate cooled again? if polar bears could laugh they surely would – I am truly weary of the higher purpose idiots that come up with this stuff

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   • stevengoddard says:

     November 15, 2012 at 7:39 pm

     Hudson bay is ice-free for four months every year, and the bear population does just fine. Being a climate alarmist requires a low IQ.

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6. Kaboom says:

   November 15, 2012 at 7:39 pm

   I’m in favor of this proposal right after we run out of green activists to feed to the bears.

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   • Andy OZ says:

     November 16, 2012 at 12:45 am

     That’s a cracker idea! Some sacrifices have to be made Kaboom. Perhaps Al Gore could start by sacrificing himself? We’ll all sing Kumbaya as he saves a polar bear from starvation.

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7. Jimbo says:

   November 15, 2012 at 8:07 pm

   Remember all the scare stories about Emperor Penguins in decline?

   2007
   “The Emperor penguin, the largest and most majestic penguin in the world, has seen some of its colonies halved in size over the past half century.”
   http://wwf.panda.org/index.cfm?uNewsID=119060

   2012
   “Emperor Penguin Numbers Double Previous Estimates”
   http://news.discovery.com/animals/emperor-penguins-antarctica-count-120413.html

   This is why it pays to be sceptical.

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   • Will Nitschke says:

     November 15, 2012 at 8:13 pm

     Ok that is funny.

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