Police Snipers Fire Across School Playground And Miss Cow

Crack UK police snipers hiding behind a van to protect themselves from a dangerous Belgian Blue cow, missed on their first shot as they fired rifle bullets across a primary school playground.

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Police marksman shoots escaped cow in school grounds – Telegraph

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17 Responses to Police Snipers Fire Across School Playground And Miss Cow

  1. swampsniper says:

    Tell them if they waste all their ammunition they can’t have any of ours!

  2. Gamecock says:

    I’m surprised they are allowed to carry more than one bullet.

  3. Marco says:

    These policemen are obviously more dangerous than the cow. They should have hired a hunter to do the shooting.

    The cow picture is obviously fake. That white stuff on the ground is a thing of the past and certainly would not magically appear in the spring.

  4. swampsniper says:

    Let us hope they never have to face a dangerous American squirrel.

  5. daveburton says:

    Well, Belgian Blue are beef cattle, not a milch cows. Beef: it’s what’s for school lunch.

  6. Wouldn’t it have been safer to chase the cow out of the school yard first? It’s scary that these guys have badges and guns.

  7. Pathway says:

    Momma’s don’t let your sons grow up to be cowboys.

  8. gator69 says:

    No wonder we were able to defeat the Brits so easily, they cannot hit the broadside of a large barnyard animal with a rifle and scope. Yet we were shooting squirrels with unrifled muskets 250 years ago, and not starving. 😉

  9. phodges says:

    Police Snipers…phhhht hhahaha.

  10. redc1c4 says:

    call me old fashioned, but why not capture it alive and take it back to the farm where it belongs?

    • swampsniper says:

      Fear. That cow would put a whuppin on those city boys they would never forget. Besides, there was a spider web in the barrel on their sniper rifle and they had to clean it somehow.

  11. bkivey says:

    After a detailed analysis of the image on the right, it’s apparent that this was a low-observable stealth cow. And in fairness, it’s always harder to hit a moooing target.

  12. Olaf Koenders says:

    They mistook its markings and cautioned it was brandishing an “assault weapon”. Scared the fuck outta them.

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