Play Suspended At The Greenland Meltdown Open

With temperatures dropping to -67F, the GPGA has decided to suspend play.

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6 Responses to Play Suspended At The Greenland Meltdown Open

  1. kbray in california says:

    Global Warming temperatures at that level can cause golf balls and clubs to get brittle and shatter.
    You wouldn’t want anyone to get hurt by flying shrapnel or frozen rubber goo.

  2. Lance says:

    …however, locals living there have now doned sweaters to ward off the slight chill in the air… ๐Ÿ™‚

    In other news, the PGA has announced a new Major to be played at the summit. It will be called “The Big Melt” however, they are not sure this event will ever take place, since they requires 1 hour of temperatures above zero.

  3. Fred from Canuckistan . . . says:

    That is frosty.

    I have been outside at -57 and that is beyond bitter. The thin flap of skin over your eyes isn’t thick enough to keep your eyeballs from freezing and that hurts like hell on steroids.

  4. squid2112 says:

    That’s ok, I packed an extra pair of long underwear, I’m all set for a good practice round! ๐Ÿ™‚

  5. Chewer says:

    Make sure you have your bunny boots. The white boots are definitely warmer than the black style and if by chance you end up in water, leave the water in the boots when you get out of the water…

  6. Streetcred says:

    Are we ever going to get past the first round … sheesh!

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